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A tiny item or person but with a huge amount of cuteness and/or youth attached. Coined by ginger-haired freak Chris Evans during the Nineties.
Ickle may be used in the same way as mister, before the person's name.
Ickle may be used in the same way as mister, before the person's name.
by Mr Ben February 9, 2005
Get the ickle mug.A derogatory term, used to describe bogus-sounding chemicals found in various products within the cosmetics industry.
"New Pantene Pro-V Ultra! With polyhydro-oxides and vitamin G17! Restores the shine to your hair!" - "polyhydro-oxides" and "vitamin G17" are two examples of newidiums.
by Mr Ben February 8, 2005
Get the newidium mug.Anything which is so worn-down and clapped out that failure is inevitable. May also be applied to movies in the same way that turkey is, denoting a movie of such awfulness that it defies belief.
by Mr Ben February 8, 2005
Get the clunker mug.Named after the famous Russian submarine, Red Octobers are those once-in-a-lifetime turds that block the toilet. You can't flush them, you can't deal with them in the normal way. Toilet paper is a serious no-no with regards to Red Octobers as this merely increases the "gross" factor by twelve. If you see a Red October, the chances are that you'll need to call the emergency services.
"Mum! Can you call the Fire Bridgade, we've got a Red October here! I've tried the shower head but that doesn't work. Make sure they bring their bio-hazard suits this time!"
by Mr Ben February 7, 2005
Get the Red October mug.Similar to a bilbo, a pidgeon was a character during games of AD&D who wasn't given much chance of survival. What seperated a bilbo from a pidgeon was not bad luck but a staggeringly poor performance during combat. Custom dictates that other players must coo repeatedly when a pidgeon is trying to attack someone.
by Mr Ben April 22, 2005
Get the pidgeon mug.The world's first, greatest and only 24-hour-a-day rolling news channel. Only it has commercials. And shit journalists with corporate agendas. Basically, the Western World's equivilent to Communist Chinese TV.
"And now on Sky News, there's trouble at our rival station BBC News 24. Hahaha! Serves them right. Ahem! Where was I?"
by Mr Ben February 7, 2005
Get the Sky News mug.Arguably, the worst film ever produced. Makes "Gigli" look like "Gone With The Wind". A film so bad that the two leading actors are Hulk Hogan and Grace Jones. And there's a fake talking parrot in there as well, which gives a better performance.
"No please! Do we have to watch "McCinsey's Island" again? I'll tell you everything!" - form of torture used in Iraq, since outlawed by the Geneva Convention.
by Mr Ben February 7, 2005
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