Mr Ben's definitions

rake

A person who can eat shitloads of food but not put on any weight. Big hair not required. See also mop.

"I was a rake until I went to University and now look at me."

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

paperweight

A term describing a heavy technical item which no longer works and could easily be replaced.

"My computer's a total paperweight at the minute."

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

Horse's arse

Extremely derogatory term, used to describe a face that is remarkable in it's ugliness.

"Hang on, what's old Horse's arse doing on TV? What, she's marrying Prince Charles?"

by Mr Ben February 10, 2005

goodie-two-shoes

Someone who always does what's right and not what they're supposed to do.

"That goodie-two-shoes grassed up his own mother! The little bastard..."

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

tombstone teeth

Usually occuring in older members of society, "Tombstone teeth" is a derogatory term used to describe a mouth consisting mainly of tongue and gums. Maybe, one or two teeth will stand out but no more than that. The ones on the bottom jaw seem more resistent to base-jumping out of the mouth, for some reason. Scientists are looking into this as I speak.

"That old Mrs Webster has some serious tombstone teeth. They're all yellow..."

by Mr Ben February 10, 2005

tube

1. A round, cylindical object.

2. The London Underground.

3. Medical term for a totally unneccesary breast examination, usually applied to the person asking for it.

1. "Pass me a tube of loo-roll."

2. "I'll take the Tube to work this morning."

3. "Dr Marsh, we have a TUBE fo you in ward three. Enjoy!"

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

kick off

To begin or start, usually associated with an event of some description.

"What time does the party kick off, Mr Ben?"

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005