machoegotist

One who suffers from the terrible afflication known as machoegotism. Can also be used as an insult, meaning one who is a twat.
"That Paul is a complete machoegotist!"
by Mr Ben February 07, 2005
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goodie-two-shoes

Someone who always does what's right and not what they're supposed to do.
"That goodie-two-shoes grassed up his own mother! The little bastard..."
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005
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ickle

A tiny item or person but with a huge amount of cuteness and/or youth attached. Coined by ginger-haired freak Chris Evans during the Nineties.

Ickle may be used in the same way as mister, before the person's name.
"Can you tell me if Ickle Sally working today?"
by Mr Ben February 09, 2005
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tourist

Any individual who displays no regard or knowledge for the unwritten rules of a location or city. Tourists in London, for example, frequently stand on the left hand side of escalators on the tube (a serious no-no), stand directly in front of the train doors with large rucksacks (again, you just don't do this) and take photographs of them halfway out of a telephone box as though they were appearing in a Broadway musical (does anyone do this anywhere at all?).
"What's that? Stand on the right? No, I think I like the left hand side better. Who cares about those other jerks wanting to get by? I'm a tourist, they should wait." - the primary cause of rioting on the London Underground.
by Mr Ben February 10, 2005
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cashcow

A product or item that is endlessly upgraded or improved and which users don't mind having to pay full price for the latest examples. A frequent occurance within video games.
EA Games have two cashcows - "The Sims" and the "FIFA" series of games. Neither of which I'd play if you paid me.
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005
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shew

Norfolk dialect for the word "show", usually in a past tense. We can't help it if we're backward...
"He shew me this video of Chyna..."
"You mean, he had shown you this video of Chyna. Get it right."
"That's what I said. He shew it to me..."
by Mr Ben February 10, 2005
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file under b

To throw into a bin, to dispose of, to discard rubbish.
"Another AOL trial CD in the post."

"Oh, just file it under B."
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005
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