67 definitions by Mr Ben
Anything which is so worn-down and clapped out that failure is inevitable. May also be applied to movies in the same way that turkey is, denoting a movie of such awfulness that it defies belief.
by Mr Ben February 8, 2005
A kindly way of saying that one is stupid. Certainly much nicer than calling someone a fuckwit, anyway.
by Mr Ben February 10, 2005
The absolute worst form of something. The opposite of the Real McCoy - if it's the Real McCinsey, you're fucked mister!
by Mr Ben February 7, 2005
1. A Victorian device used for drying clothes.
2. To wreck or distort by applying force to it. For example, a colleague at work frequently mangles the English language by trying to speak it.
2. To wreck or distort by applying force to it. For example, a colleague at work frequently mangles the English language by trying to speak it.
1. "I say, Edward! Have you ran my bloomers through the mangle yet, what?"
2. "I would like one pint of biter peas."
2. "I would like one pint of biter peas."
by Mr Ben February 9, 2005
A person who can eat shitloads of food but not put on any weight. Big hair not required. See also mop.
by Mr Ben February 8, 2005
An uber-geek who is so into computers and I.T. that he could probably build a Pentium chip using two biscuits, a piece of string and a hampster's wheel.
by Mr Ben February 7, 2005
The true definition of the word refers to the popular disc-shaped toy that can be thrown around by machoegotists on the beach. However, it can also refer to any old videogame on CD that you no longer want and is so old, it's impossible to sell. Even on Ebay.
by Mr Ben February 9, 2005