Mouse's definitions

schiavoed

1.The act putting one in a persistant vegetative state, past tense.

also see: meat statue

Me: So I really like this one girl but she's still interested in her ex-boyfriend- but here's the funny part: the guy flipped his truck a month ago, and he's been in a coma ever since. the doctor's say he'll never walk again.

Guy: That's messed up

Me: Yeah, He's schiavoed.

by mouse May 15, 2005

bajillion

A number far greater than the normal amount; a concept, like infinity, rather than a number

I know a bajillion ways to make you suffer!

by Mouse February 18, 2003

murderporn

a media work, written or recorded, that depicts sex and gore in such nasueating levels that only a necrophiliac would enjoy it. hence, murderporn.

I saw sin city last night, it was murder porn.

by mouse May 8, 2005

worship

A practice to honor, praise or otherwise raise up a person, item, higher power or idea.

He worshiped her beauty
They Worshiped at church

Im also suprised no one took the time to "jesusbash" here or otherwise be ignorant

by Mouse January 26, 2005

Meat statue

A human devoid of movement or communication. see: terri schiavo

so this guy flipped his truck over by driving like a dumbshit. long story short he's schiavoed, gonna be a meat statue for awhile.

by mouse May 15, 2005

ouah

The sound a French speaking dog makes

"Ouah! Ouah!" barked to poodle, who was French.

by Mouse April 10, 2004

senark

1-To release your bowels on someone or something.
2-To throw or smear feces on something or someone.

Gluepot likes to senark his grandmother.

by Mouse April 12, 2004