1 definition by Motherfucker993
Door handling is the act of inserting ones penis into their own vagina or anus, obviously partaken by hermaphrodites with both sets of genitals... Or weird motherfuckers.
Sam was bored lonely and horny so she/he decided to door handle her/himself.
Soon after, John caught Sam Door Handling and committed suicide...
Soon after, John caught Sam Door Handling and committed suicide...
by Motherfucker993 February 11, 2014