Moses's definitions

war pigs

(noun). A game in which you and your friends try to fuck the ugliest bitch you can find and whoever bags the nastiest bitch wins. (typically played when drunk and/or high)

Ryan: Chris is so fucked up, every time we go out all he wants to do is play warpigs.

Dima: Yeah I know, everynight that ass brings back the nastiest slapper I have ever seen.

by Moses April 7, 2005

Carrot

A red headed woman with a stylish bush.

Listen Frank, that Carrot was too tight to pass up.

by Moses October 13, 2003

pole cat

A weasellike, usually albino mammal (Mustela putorius furo). Swedish.

Hofdaddy: "What is your favorite cartoon?"
Swede: "i always watch: Alex and john the polecat.."

by moses May 13, 2005

dido

The Same Ass

I love you. Dido.

by Moses July 24, 2003

bum sticks

Came from Pete's experiences with his butthole and random sticks

= Sticking any objects in the hole of one's anus, like a butt plug

Pete uses bum sticks

by moses June 6, 2004

Boner Tyme

The time interval between when you awake in the morning and get in the shower.

Every morning when I wake up it is boner tyme.

by Moses November 23, 2003

BL Bomber

It is when a male takes a shit in the mouths of multiple girls at the same time - as they lie side by side in a row. It is also a symbolic gesture against current US foreign policies. This was perfected by an individual named Brandon at an Anti-War rally, and thus his initials are represented in the name.

All them bitches were lined up for a BL Bomber!

or

Damn, looks like Iraq is getting a BL Bomber!

by Moses February 4, 2004