Moses's definitions

Carrot

A red headed woman with a stylish bush.

Listen Frank, that Carrot was too tight to pass up.

by Moses October 13, 2003

K-T

Kroger Tard- Someone who works at the Kroger grocery store.

My friend Krug is a tard to begin with, now he works at Kroger and is a KT.

by Moses December 13, 2003

Harry

A sex move invented by my ex-roomate Harry. This is when you wake a girl up, just in time for her to be awake when you cum either on her face or on her chest.

Dude, that bitch had it coming, so I pulled a Harry on her in the morning.

by Moses February 4, 2004

BL Bomber

It is when a male takes a shit in the mouths of multiple girls at the same time - as they lie side by side in a row. It is also a symbolic gesture against current US foreign policies. This was perfected by an individual named Brandon at an Anti-War rally, and thus his initials are represented in the name.

All them bitches were lined up for a BL Bomber!

or

Damn, looks like Iraq is getting a BL Bomber!

by Moses February 4, 2004

merkage

the process of a seriously being merked to an extreme extent.

"Yo, Bush needs some serious merkage!"

by Moses August 24, 2004

political spectrum

A chart used to define your political affiliation. Revolutionary and Liberal are on the left, conservative and reactionary on the right. Left and Right derive themselves from pre-Revolution France, where at royal functions, the king's officals, those who didn't want change, were on the right, while those who pushed for change were on the left. The Political Spectrum is something that must be done away with as soon as possible, because it causes incredible amounts of conflict over differences of opinion. If the spectrum was destroyed, along with the concepts of liberal and conservative, people would be forced to actually listen to the issues and form their own opinions, not just go with their group's stances.

F*ck the Political Spectrum. F*ck it up its stupid ass.

by Moses June 16, 2004

beef

To fail to complete a surfing/skateboarding/snowboarding/biking, stunt, by crashing usually involving bodily harm.

Robby attempted a half air-to-air tick-tack fakey, but he got the willies mid-air, bailed out, and beefed on the quarter-pipe flat. His face was mush.

by Moses March 5, 2004