Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Moses

Harry

A sex move invented by my ex-roomate Harry. This is when you wake a girl up, just in time for her to be awake when you cum either on her face or on her chest.

Dude, that bitch had it coming, so I pulled a Harry on her in the morning.

by Moses February 4, 2004

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beef

To fail to complete a surfing/skateboarding/snowboarding/biking, stunt, by crashing usually involving bodily harm.

Robby attempted a half air-to-air tick-tack fakey, but he got the willies mid-air, bailed out, and beefed on the quarter-pipe flat. His face was mush.

by Moses March 5, 2004

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K-T

Kroger Tard- Someone who works at the Kroger grocery store.

My friend Krug is a tard to begin with, now he works at Kroger and is a KT.

by Moses December 13, 2003

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bum sticks

Came from Pete's experiences with his butthole and random sticks

= Sticking any objects in the hole of one's anus, like a butt plug

Pete uses bum sticks

by moses June 6, 2004

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merkage

the process of a seriously being merked to an extreme extent.

"Yo, Bush needs some serious merkage!"

by Moses August 24, 2004

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A chart used to define your political affiliation. Revolutionary and Liberal are on the left, conservative and reactionary on the right. Left and Right derive themselves from pre-Revolution France, where at royal functions, the king's officals, those who didn't want change, were on the right, while those who pushed for change were on the left. The Political Spectrum is something that must be done away with as soon as possible, because it causes incredible amounts of conflict over differences of opinion. If the spectrum was destroyed, along with the concepts of liberal and conservative, people would be forced to actually listen to the issues and form their own opinions, not just go with their group's stances.

F*ck the Political Spectrum. F*ck it up its stupid ass.

by Moses June 16, 2004

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