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BL Bomber

It is when a male takes a shit in the mouths of multiple girls at the same time - as they lie side by side in a row. It is also a symbolic gesture against current US foreign policies. This was perfected by an individual named Brandon at an Anti-War rally, and thus his initials are represented in the name.
All them bitches were lined up for a BL Bomber!

or

Damn, looks like Iraq is getting a BL Bomber!
by Moses February 4, 2004
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K-T

Kroger Tard- Someone who works at the Kroger grocery store.
My friend Krug is a tard to begin with, now he works at Kroger and is a KT.
by Moses December 13, 2003
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beef

To fail to complete a surfing/skateboarding/snowboarding/biking, stunt, by crashing usually involving bodily harm.
Robby attempted a half air-to-air tick-tack fakey, but he got the willies mid-air, bailed out, and beefed on the quarter-pipe flat. His face was mush.
by Moses March 5, 2004
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war pigs

(noun). A game in which you and your friends try to fuck the ugliest bitch you can find and whoever bags the nastiest bitch wins. (typically played when drunk and/or high)
Ryan: Chris is so fucked up, every time we go out all he wants to do is play warpigs.

Dima: Yeah I know, everynight that ass brings back the nastiest slapper I have ever seen.
by Moses April 7, 2005
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lock club

A non-secret secret organization created to exclude others.

Activities include telling other people they cannot be in Lock Club, explaining why they cannot be in Lock Club, and voting on various Lock Club issues.

Voting when issues arise is mandatory for all Lock Club members. A unanimous vote is required to actually change anything, unless Alby really wants to, and Joe kinda backs him up a bit. Facists.

Offshoots of Lock Club include:
- Glock Club, a CS clan shut down due to lack of interest.
- Rock Club, consists of Dan, and his heart really isn't in it.
- The Meeyokeys, consists of anyone who can actually make that sound.
- There are rumors of a "People who have taken a piss on Nonnie" offshoot, but these are unverified.

Remember, you cannot join Lock Club. No matter how much you beg. Because that's the point. Get it? No, you can't join. Yes, we know it's YOU, but that would undermine the entire point of it. Fine, we'll take a fucking vote...
Dude, why can't I join Lock Club?
by Moses February 5, 2005
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Boner Tyme

The time interval between when you awake in the morning and get in the shower.
Every morning when I wake up it is boner tyme.
by Moses November 23, 2003
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anglo-saxon

The result when 'white' met 'bred'
I'm glad I'm not anglo-saxon...
by Moses July 14, 2004
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