Moses's definitions

political spectrum

A chart used to define your political affiliation. Revolutionary and Liberal are on the left, conservative and reactionary on the right. Left and Right derive themselves from pre-Revolution France, where at royal functions, the king's officals, those who didn't want change, were on the right, while those who pushed for change were on the left. The Political Spectrum is something that must be done away with as soon as possible, because it causes incredible amounts of conflict over differences of opinion. If the spectrum was destroyed, along with the concepts of liberal and conservative, people would be forced to actually listen to the issues and form their own opinions, not just go with their group's stances.

F*ck the Political Spectrum. F*ck it up its stupid ass.

by Moses June 16, 2004

lock club

A non-secret secret organization created to exclude others.

Activities include telling other people they cannot be in Lock Club, explaining why they cannot be in Lock Club, and voting on various Lock Club issues.

Voting when issues arise is mandatory for all Lock Club members. A unanimous vote is required to actually change anything, unless Alby really wants to, and Joe kinda backs him up a bit. Facists.

Offshoots of Lock Club include:
- Glock Club, a CS clan shut down due to lack of interest.
- Rock Club, consists of Dan, and his heart really isn't in it.
- The Meeyokeys, consists of anyone who can actually make that sound.
- There are rumors of a "People who have taken a piss on Nonnie" offshoot, but these are unverified.

Remember, you cannot join Lock Club. No matter how much you beg. Because that's the point. Get it? No, you can't join. Yes, we know it's YOU, but that would undermine the entire point of it. Fine, we'll take a fucking vote...

Dude, why can't I join Lock Club?

by Moses February 5, 2005

war pigs

(noun). A game in which you and your friends try to fuck the ugliest bitch you can find and whoever bags the nastiest bitch wins. (typically played when drunk and/or high)

Ryan: Chris is so fucked up, every time we go out all he wants to do is play warpigs.

Dima: Yeah I know, everynight that ass brings back the nastiest slapper I have ever seen.

by Moses April 7, 2005

BL Bomber

It is when a male takes a shit in the mouths of multiple girls at the same time - as they lie side by side in a row. It is also a symbolic gesture against current US foreign policies. This was perfected by an individual named Brandon at an Anti-War rally, and thus his initials are represented in the name.

All them bitches were lined up for a BL Bomber!

or

Damn, looks like Iraq is getting a BL Bomber!

by Moses February 4, 2004

prejudice

The condition of believing that one group, most often one the prejudor belongs to, is superior to another group. Most often applies in a negative manner, against those of different race, religion, creed, and nationality. see stereotype, anti-semetism, racism.

Hating people because they're black, gay, Jewish, Muslim, or whatever doesn't make much sense. You can easily find ways to hate people on an individual basis.

by Moses June 16, 2004

Koellner

One of the most brilliant minds in the paintball industry. And future emperor of the known universe. Koellner owns and operates K Corp. with Ramday as his CEO of "Cool"

Koellner a name that will last in infamy.

by Moses December 13, 2004

Woundie

Indian (Tamil) origin
1)Used in mainly a playful context with friends.
2)calling some one a dick or asshole.

1)You're such a woundie Deepan!
2)what a WOUNDIE!

by Moses January 30, 2005