Moses's definitions

pole cat

A weasellike, usually albino mammal (Mustela putorius furo). Swedish.

Hofdaddy: "What is your favorite cartoon?"
Swede: "i always watch: Alex and john the polecat.."

by moses May 13, 2005

Carrot

A red headed woman with a stylish bush.

Listen Frank, that Carrot was too tight to pass up.

by Moses October 13, 2003

K-T

Kroger Tard- Someone who works at the Kroger grocery store.

My friend Krug is a tard to begin with, now he works at Kroger and is a KT.

by Moses December 13, 2003

beef

To fail to complete a surfing/skateboarding/snowboarding/biking, stunt, by crashing usually involving bodily harm.

Robby attempted a half air-to-air tick-tack fakey, but he got the willies mid-air, bailed out, and beefed on the quarter-pipe flat. His face was mush.

by Moses March 5, 2004

Harry

A sex move invented by my ex-roomate Harry. This is when you wake a girl up, just in time for her to be awake when you cum either on her face or on her chest.

Dude, that bitch had it coming, so I pulled a Harry on her in the morning.

by Moses February 4, 2004

rosey

Usually in reference to one's palm and is generally accompanied with her five friends (i.e. one's fingers). The term is usually used in reference to masturbation on the male's part.

Guy 1: You have a date with Rosey last night?
Guy 2: Hell yeah! Rosey is such a slut. She brought her five friends along too. It was an orgy!

by Moses February 4, 2004

anti-American

1) Real anti-Americans are those that hate the United States to the point where they are willing to perform acts of treason and/or terrorism. (To state the blatantly obvious, see Osama bin Laden. I hate myself)
2) Those who have been labeled anti-American for disagreeing with the policies of the government and the President. (At the risk of sounding partisan, Michael Moore. I think he really does love the U.S.)

1) Why did I have to pander and say bin Laden... why?
2) Just because you love America doesn't mean you can't be ashamed of it.

by Moses September 14, 2004