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Definitions by Morbo_Destroyer

Clubcest 

The act of committing sexual relations with another member of one's own sports/social club.

Primarily committed whilst attending a university or college and in the throws exploring your own sexuality.

Especially prevalent in mixed gender clubs.
Team member #1: Didn't you hook up up with Jenny last night?!

Team member #2: Yeahhhh......

Team member #1: Wow! The clubcest is strong here!
Clubcest by Morbo_Destroyer November 6, 2018
1) Acronym for Time And Relative Dimension In Space. Spaceship owned by the Doctor from Dr.Who, with the ability to travel through space and time. Takes the form of a 1950's British police box, although this is merely because the camouflage unit is malfunctioning. The TARDIS is also a lot bigger on the inside than on the outside, theoretically, it can be infinite in size.

2) A woman who sleeps around; who is "Bigger on the inside than on the outside"
"It's called the Tardis . . . . it can travel anywhere in time and space . . . . and it's mine!"

"Awh man! I regret sleeping with Jenny, last night! She's such a Tardis!"
TARDIS by Morbo_Destroyer February 1, 2014