8 definitions by Mopery
Masturbating or receiving a hand job in the middle of the night. This act is most popular during New Year’s celebrations however it can technically take place any night.
1.) Damn, I can’t wait till she experiences the stroke of midnight.
2.) I bet my houseguest will be surprised when they see the stroke of midnight hit.
2.) I bet my houseguest will be surprised when they see the stroke of midnight hit.
by Mopery December 30, 2011
"Damn, this ho here on Bone Thugs-N-eHarmony.com is hella fine. I would love to make her my bottom bitch some day."
by Mopery November 28, 2009
The Mac Dad will make you Jump jump.
The Daddy Mac will make you jump jump.
Kris Kross will make you jump jump.
Uh huh, uh huh.
The Daddy Mac will make you jump jump.
Kris Kross will make you jump jump.
Uh huh, uh huh.
by Mopery November 29, 2009
I always had a theory the Black Eyed Peas sucked ass, but that song I got a feeling just proved it; so I guess that makes my theory a factheory.
by Mopery April 14, 2011
The act of over-inflating ones self-confidence by playing a long stretch of weaker competition, and then becoming overwhelmed when confronted by a respectable opponent.
Wow, That 16 year old has a bad case of Ohio State Bowl Game. I can’t believe the way he’s is picking on that 9 year old. Just wait till he tries that on somebody his own size.
These Ohio State Bowl Games get worse every time. I lost track of how many years in a row it has been where the Buckeyes have been overrated because they play a pathetically easy regular season; only to be totally annihilated when forced to play a respectable opponent.
After beating Youngstown State, Navy, and Toledo; all the Buckeyes have to do is beat Michigan before they get crushed in their standard Ohio State Bowl Game appearance.
These Ohio State Bowl Games get worse every time. I lost track of how many years in a row it has been where the Buckeyes have been overrated because they play a pathetically easy regular season; only to be totally annihilated when forced to play a respectable opponent.
After beating Youngstown State, Navy, and Toledo; all the Buckeyes have to do is beat Michigan before they get crushed in their standard Ohio State Bowl Game appearance.
by Mopery November 28, 2009
1.) A piece of garden hose that is cut off for the purpose of Siphoning gas.
2.) The piece of equipment needed to siphon gas.
2.) The piece of equipment needed to siphon gas.
“Has anyone seen my Springfield Gas Card, The neighbors just went to bed and I don’t think I have enough fuel to make it to Walmart and back”.
by Mopery November 29, 2009
“I have to stop by the ATM to get a fast cash”.
or
“Dude it cost me 3 fast cash to fill up my truck last night”.
or
“Dude it cost me 3 fast cash to fill up my truck last night”.
by Mopery June 25, 2010