7 definitions by Moose McEvil
The initial protrusion of a stool though the teal towel holder ,the point at which contracts are exchanged for the building of a log cabin. See also touching cloth; touching socks.
I better rush off mate, the turtles head is getting curious and wants to come out to build me a log cabin.
by Moose McEvil December 6, 2005
by Moose McEvil December 6, 2005
Word used by posh southern ladies when referring to a gentleman's testicles. From nuts + bollocks + goolies.
'The Archbishop of Can-terbury's shoes were so shiny that when he lifted his arms up to crown me Queen of Great Britain and all her Common-wealth Dominions, I could see his big hairy nollies reflected in them.' (HM the Queen, interviewed by Howard Stern)
by Moose McEvil December 6, 2005
A pork sword buried to the hilt; the maximum length which it is possible to slip someone; in a sausage and donut situation . The maximum extent to which the sausage can be hidden.
by Moose McEvil December 6, 2005
by Moose McEvil December 6, 2005
1.Scrots, usually, but also pissflaps
2. 1. Testicles; those spherical spunk factories on the Scrots Road Industrial Estate. n. Courage; guts. As in "I like him. He's got balls". 3. exclam. Denial. As in "Has he balls got balls!" 4. n. Rubbish; nonsense. As in "Balls! Of course he's got balls". 5. n. Round things you play football with.
2. 1. Testicles; those spherical spunk factories on the Scrots Road Industrial Estate. n. Courage; guts. As in "I like him. He's got balls". 3. exclam. Denial. As in "Has he balls got balls!" 4. n. Rubbish; nonsense. As in "Balls! Of course he's got balls". 5. n. Round things you play football with.
by Moose McEvil December 6, 2005
To accidentally soil ones underpants whilst attempting to fart; create russet gusset, drop a pebble.
by Moose McEvil December 6, 2005