Moose's definitions

tmc

Acronym for Too Messy Crew

A gang of chavsin the Brighton area of the United Kingdom. As of late they have been spraying tags around Patcham and beating on the Stoners in Skag Alley (the Alley next to the London Road Subway).

They used to call themselves the Too Nasty Crew, until another gang of chavs from London (who were already referring to themselves as the Too Nasty Crew) told them that if they didn't change their name, then they would kill every last one of the Brighton Chavs, rape all the women in their families and torture all the men to death.

They changed the name.

This is TMC turf; git aat, schlag. You don't want this beef.

by moose March 6, 2005

Jedidiah

Loved by GOD.

I am, You are, We are Jedidah

by Moose February 10, 2004

sbu

bubs name, when said backwards, makes him lose his special powers to fly.

homestarrunner.com/sbemail102.html, say your name backwards without the first b.

by moose April 26, 2004

Cleveland steamroom

The result of taking a shit into a laundry drier and setting it on high heat.

Before I left that dumb bitch's house I turned her laundry room into a cleveland steam room!

by Moose September 21, 2003

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

by Moose September 23, 2003

scrog

1: To grab another person in a headlock and noogie them until they beg for mercy.

2: Cider Dregs.

1: *noogie noogie noogie*

by Moose November 17, 2003

ROTFLMAO

1. Abbreviated form of Rotten Flamingo (if spelled oddly)
2. Chat/MSG speak for "Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off." For the insanely lazy and long-winded.

1. Look at that plastic ROTFLMAO in that yard.

2. ROTFLMAO!!!! You are SOOOO funny!

by Moose September 24, 2003