Moose's definitions

Squidward

a prickly man who lives inside the spit membrane

Hmmm, how about some squidward?

by Moose March 26, 2003

scrog

1: To grab another person in a headlock and noogie them until they beg for mercy.

2: Cider Dregs.

1: *noogie noogie noogie*

by Moose November 17, 2003

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

by Moose September 23, 2003

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

The noise made when driving through a narrow gap at a very high speed.

Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck we're gonna die!

by Moose February 3, 2004

shitnuts

When you wipe back to front, and get poop on your ballbag.

I got shitnuts now i have to pick it off with a Q-tip.

by Moose February 20, 2005

blue october

Texas-based band whose albums include:
"The Answers"
"Consent to Treatment"
"History for Sale"
and "Foiled"
The band is known for it's emotional lyrics, outstanding vocals, and often experimental sound, ranging from hard-hitting rock to almost electronic beats.

Blue October Band Members:
Justin Furstenfeld: lead vocals/guitar
CB Hudson: guitars/vocals
Ryan Delahoussaye: violin/mandolin/piano/vocals
Matt Noveskey: bass/vocals
Jeremy Furstenfeld: drums/vocals

by Moose June 18, 2006

verp

When you berp and some vomit comes up with it.

BUUUURRRRhuuummmm Oh gross that was a verp

by Moose June 12, 2004