Moose's definitions

ROTFLMAO

1. Abbreviated form of Rotten Flamingo (if spelled oddly)
2. Chat/MSG speak for "Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off." For the insanely lazy and long-winded.

1. Look at that plastic ROTFLMAO in that yard.

2. ROTFLMAO!!!! You are SOOOO funny!

by Moose September 24, 2003

The Fist of the North Star

The greatest man to ever live. He walks arround breaking people's faces and causing various limbs on his victims to explode (also known as Fisting). Do not fuck with his shit, or he will Fist you. Based on the greatest anime ever.

If you say one more thing to me, I will Fist you like The Fist of the North Star.

by Moose April 22, 2005

fasnerfis

The little (or large) ball of lint fluff which collects in a persons belly button

Man you could knit a sweater with that much fasnerfis!

by moose May 5, 2004

Mongolian Fire Oil

A cooking oil used in eastern dishes to add a spiced flavor without using whole, sliced, or dried peppers which can burn.

by Moose September 23, 2003

gravemind

A huge plant like thing, made of a collection of Flood. many think that this actually controls the flood, but it isn't a fact. Graveminds form when the flood has been released on a planet (in this case Delta Halo)for long enough, and is probably the collective minds of everything that is taken by the flood. the "keyes blob" from the original halo was probably an early gravemind. He tricked John (Master Chief for n00bs) and the Arbitor, and took a ship to High Charity. In the end, he asks the rampant Cortanasome questions. Cortana is such a whore.

"I am a monument to your sins."-GM

by Moose April 24, 2005

bode bomber

A noun meaning someone who acts like a complete tool.

Scot Frink is the biggest bode bomber I know.

by Moose April 22, 2005

Squirrel Covers

A pair of womens' panties. A woman's bush is hairy like a squirrel, hence, why they call them squirrel covers.

I want to sniff her sweet smelling squirrel covers.

by Moose August 30, 2004