Quagmire

a stupid and petty little group of children who seems to think these definitions he puts up here are meant to make us feel bad. just save it. you're all pathetic.

go superquagmire! awayy! omg, you're all such cocks,james, joe, simon, luke, craig, and mike. you know who you are, now go away you cock sucking, pony humping pricks.

by moose February 10, 2005

ROTFLMAO

1. Abbreviated form of Rotten Flamingo (if spelled oddly)
2. Chat/MSG speak for "Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off." For the insanely lazy and long-winded.

1. Look at that plastic ROTFLMAO in that yard.

2. ROTFLMAO!!!! You are SOOOO funny!

by Moose September 24, 2003

breasts

Wonderful headrests attached to women's chests.

I love resting my head on breasts.

by Moose September 24, 2003

sbu

bubs name, when said backwards, makes him lose his special powers to fly.

homestarrunner.com/sbemail102.html, say your name backwards without the first b.

by moose April 26, 2004

Cum Sack

A woman's belly pooch.

"Look at the cum sack on that gal."

by Moose August 31, 2004

verp

When you berp and some vomit comes up with it.

BUUUURRRRhuuummmm Oh gross that was a verp

by Moose June 12, 2004

Moose

An extremely powerful, noble, and majestic creature that emjoys frolicking in the woods, grazing in fields, and break dancing to old skool hip-hop.

The mighty moose gallops through the woods with great easy.
The moose grazes in the fields as do many of its brethren.
Awwww shit, did you see that moose bust a windmill?

by Moose September 24, 2003