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sewercide

Releasing a fart so pungent that it usually causes physical harm to those unlucky enough to inhale. So named because it reeks like a sewer.
Fat Eric committed sewercide and farted himself to death.
by Moose May 20, 2004
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just good friends

A polite way of saying "I don't want to fuck you."
SHE SAYS: "Oh, Mark and I are just good friends"

SHE MEANS: "I won't touch him - he sickens me"
by Moose July 12, 2004
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bottle

To "bottle" is to force someone to vacate a stage during a public performance, by throwing a hail of drink bottles at them. A variation is to piss in said bottles first. Popular at the Reading Festival.
Dude! 50 Cent got totally bottled at the Reading Festival.
by Moose September 9, 2004
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Squidward

a prickly man who lives inside the spit membrane
Hmmm, how about some squidward?
by Moose March 26, 2003
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Moose

An extremely powerful, noble, and majestic creature that emjoys frolicking in the woods, grazing in fields, and break dancing to old skool hip-hop.
The mighty moose gallops through the woods with great easy.
The moose grazes in the fields as do many of its brethren.
Awwww shit, did you see that moose bust a windmill?
by Moose September 23, 2003
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Ateaser

Gee, that henryfish is a real ateaser.
by moose November 22, 2003
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moogle

The illegitamate offspring of Dougle from The Magic Roundabout and a cow.
(D+C)x X
--------- = Moogle.
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by Moose November 17, 2003
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