Monty Park's definitions

Deep Southwest

New Mexico, Arizona, and Southern California - an area typically more conservative than the rest of the southwestern region (with the obvious exception of Utah), and, paradoxically, with closer ties to Mexico.

"Even though burritos were invented in San Francisco, it is not considered to be part of the deep southwest."

by Monty Park June 24, 2009

Declezville

A village in California and a suburb of Riverside. A blighted wasteland of junkyards and trucking facilities believed by many to be a portal to hell, and in grave danger of being swallowed up by Fontucky.

"Declezville, CA, 92337"

by Monty Park June 22, 2009

Gipture

The second coming of Ronald Reagan.

If I interpret my Republican prophesies correctly, we will see the second coming of Reagan! The Gipture!

by Monty Park July 3, 2009

Taste Police

The City of Pasadena Municipal Code Enforcement Agency, a massive and labrynthine organization determined to crack down on vile and dangerous house painters, gardeners, and guerilla artists- especially filmmakers.

Joe: "Hey, I thought you put in a new fence."

Jeff: "Yeah, the Taste Police made me take it down, they said it wasn't colonial-looking enough and threatened to arrest me."

by Monty Park June 9, 2009

Palinization

The temporary use of government as a tool for personal mafia-style tactics.

The Moreaux mayorship has helped to start the Palinization of Perth-Amboy politics.

by Monty Park July 3, 2009

Bald Brothers

Compatriots in the bald community, will give each other thumbs up as a means of empowerment in the face of vicious anti-bald bias.

"They're my bald brothers. We don't have meetings or anything, but we'll nod or something."

by Monty Park June 10, 2009

Carpet Hungry

1. Expressing a sudden desire to perform the cunnilingial arts, akin to the munchies.

see also Hungry like the wolf.

God dammit, I'm carpet hungry. Why didn't I get my last licks in when I got the chance?

by Monty Park January 14, 2009