Monty Park's definitions
Compatriots in the bald community, will give each other thumbs up as a means of empowerment in the face of vicious anti-bald bias.
by Monty Park June 10, 2009
Get the Bald Brothersmug. Great, more hand-loss callbacks...
by Monty Park June 26, 2009
Get the Callbackmug. The City of Pasadena Municipal Code Enforcement Agency, a massive and labrynthine organization determined to crack down on vile and dangerous house painters, gardeners, and guerilla artists- especially filmmakers.
Joe: "Hey, I thought you put in a new fence."
Jeff: "Yeah, the Taste Police made me take it down, they said it wasn't colonial-looking enough and threatened to arrest me."
Jeff: "Yeah, the Taste Police made me take it down, they said it wasn't colonial-looking enough and threatened to arrest me."
by Monty Park June 9, 2009
Get the Taste Policemug. Someone who finds the idea of compilation CDs revolting for at least one of the following reasons:
1. The song-by-song nature of digital downloading has made compilations a restrictive, overexpensive, and unnecessary.
2. By buying it you allow the record companies to define what's "the best," which usually consists of the singles that those companies pushed hardest, and everyone knows the best songs on an album are the ones you never hear on the radio.
3. By buying compilations, you are denying yourself the pleasure of listening to an wide catalogue of music as it was first listened to, and thus have no sense of history.
4. Any compilations you do have in your possession should be hand-crafted and traded with prospective girlfriends.
1. The song-by-song nature of digital downloading has made compilations a restrictive, overexpensive, and unnecessary.
2. By buying it you allow the record companies to define what's "the best," which usually consists of the singles that those companies pushed hardest, and everyone knows the best songs on an album are the ones you never hear on the radio.
3. By buying compilations, you are denying yourself the pleasure of listening to an wide catalogue of music as it was first listened to, and thus have no sense of history.
4. Any compilations you do have in your possession should be hand-crafted and traded with prospective girlfriends.
Arthur: Ugh, my Mom just bought the Cars' greatest hits. She just doesn't get it.
Doug: Why must you be such an anti-compilationist?
Doug: Why must you be such an anti-compilationist?
by Monty Park July 6, 2009
Get the anti-compilationistmug. A village in California and a suburb of Riverside. A blighted wasteland of junkyards and trucking facilities believed by many to be a portal to hell, and in grave danger of being swallowed up by Fontucky.
"Declezville, CA, 92337"
by Monty Park June 22, 2009
Get the Declezvillemug. If I interpret my Republican prophesies correctly, we will see the second coming of Reagan! The Gipture!
by Monty Park July 3, 2009
Get the Gipturemug. 1. Expressing a sudden desire to perform the cunnilingial arts, akin to the munchies.
see also Hungry like the wolf.
see also Hungry like the wolf.
by Monty Park January 14, 2009
Get the Carpet Hungrymug.