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Mouth-Love

Oral sex. The phrase was popularized by a call-in segment on The Young Turks in July of 2009.
George Bush was getting mouth-love in the White House, the only difference was it was his wife!
by Monty Park July 2, 2009
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Not-too-distant future

Wow, this place looks like it's from the not-too-distant future!
by Monty Park July 13, 2009
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North Lake

A collection of neighborhoods northeast of downtown Pasadena, California. This area has long been home to the Pasadena redneck bloc, consisting mainly of Cajuns, Cubans, Italians, and Beck; though there are a good deal of Oreos, Salvadorans. The area is also a hotbed of rude boy culture.

If you want some idea of what North Lake is like, just listen to the song "Loser."

Rich people from Oak Knoll have been afraid to drive through this area since the early '70s.
"I have to go to this party in North Lake."
"Do you have a gun?"
by Monty Park June 22, 2009
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anti-compilationist

Someone who finds the idea of compilation CDs revolting for at least one of the following reasons:

1. The song-by-song nature of digital downloading has made compilations a restrictive, overexpensive, and unnecessary.

2. By buying it you allow the record companies to define what's "the best," which usually consists of the singles that those companies pushed hardest, and everyone knows the best songs on an album are the ones you never hear on the radio.

3. By buying compilations, you are denying yourself the pleasure of listening to an wide catalogue of music as it was first listened to, and thus have no sense of history.

4. Any compilations you do have in your possession should be hand-crafted and traded with prospective girlfriends.
Arthur: Ugh, my Mom just bought the Cars' greatest hits. She just doesn't get it.

Doug: Why must you be such an anti-compilationist?
by Monty Park July 6, 2009
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Deep Southwest

New Mexico, Arizona, and Southern California - an area typically more conservative than the rest of the southwestern region (with the obvious exception of Utah), and, paradoxically, with closer ties to Mexico.
"Even though burritos were invented in San Francisco, it is not considered to be part of the deep southwest."
by Monty Park June 24, 2009
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Declezville

A village in California and a suburb of Riverside. A blighted wasteland of junkyards and trucking facilities believed by many to be a portal to hell, and in grave danger of being swallowed up by Fontucky.
"Declezville, CA, 92337"
by Monty Park June 22, 2009
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thag

A word used by homothobes. It's highly offensive to the EDKQ community.
Thag book sucked.

Don't be such a homothobe, Kyle.
by Monty Park June 6, 2011
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