15 definitions by Monty Park
The soy sauce was so artfully poured on my smoked salmon that I thought it was caramel. It sounds stupid, but it looked very caramelicious.
by Monty Park October 1, 2008
Someone who finds the idea of compilation CDs revolting for at least one of the following reasons:
1. The song-by-song nature of digital downloading has made compilations a restrictive, overexpensive, and unnecessary.
2. By buying it you allow the record companies to define what's "the best," which usually consists of the singles that those companies pushed hardest, and everyone knows the best songs on an album are the ones you never hear on the radio.
3. By buying compilations, you are denying yourself the pleasure of listening to an wide catalogue of music as it was first listened to, and thus have no sense of history.
4. Any compilations you do have in your possession should be hand-crafted and traded with prospective girlfriends.
1. The song-by-song nature of digital downloading has made compilations a restrictive, overexpensive, and unnecessary.
2. By buying it you allow the record companies to define what's "the best," which usually consists of the singles that those companies pushed hardest, and everyone knows the best songs on an album are the ones you never hear on the radio.
3. By buying compilations, you are denying yourself the pleasure of listening to an wide catalogue of music as it was first listened to, and thus have no sense of history.
4. Any compilations you do have in your possession should be hand-crafted and traded with prospective girlfriends.
Arthur: Ugh, my Mom just bought the Cars' greatest hits. She just doesn't get it.
Doug: Why must you be such an anti-compilationist?
Doug: Why must you be such an anti-compilationist?
by Monty Park July 6, 2009
by Monty Park July 2, 2009
A village in California and a suburb of Riverside. A blighted wasteland of junkyards and trucking facilities believed by many to be a portal to hell, and in grave danger of being swallowed up by Fontucky.
"Declezville, CA, 92337"
by Monty Park June 22, 2009
Compatriots in the bald community, will give each other thumbs up as a means of empowerment in the face of vicious anti-bald bias.
by Monty Park June 11, 2009
A collection of neighborhoods northeast of downtown Pasadena, California. This area has long been home to the Pasadena redneck bloc, consisting mainly of Cajuns, Cubans, Italians, and Beck; though there are a good deal of Oreos, Salvadorans. The area is also a hotbed of rude boy culture.
If you want some idea of what North Lake is like, just listen to the song "Loser."
Rich people from Oak Knoll have been afraid to drive through this area since the early '70s.
If you want some idea of what North Lake is like, just listen to the song "Loser."
Rich people from Oak Knoll have been afraid to drive through this area since the early '70s.
by Monty Park June 22, 2009
If I interpret my Republican prophesies correctly, we will see the second coming of Reagan! The Gipture!
by Monty Park July 4, 2009