Monty Park's definitions

North Lake

A collection of neighborhoods northeast of downtown Pasadena, California. This area has long been home to the Pasadena redneck bloc, consisting mainly of Cajuns, Cubans, Italians, and Beck; though there are a good deal of Oreos, Salvadorans. The area is also a hotbed of rude boy culture.

If you want some idea of what North Lake is like, just listen to the song "Loser."

Rich people from Oak Knoll have been afraid to drive through this area since the early '70s.

"I have to go to this party in North Lake."
"Do you have a gun?"

by Monty Park June 22, 2009

Callback

A joke that references an earlier joke, popularized by the TV show Arrested Development.

Great, more hand-loss callbacks...

by Monty Park June 26, 2009

Mouth-Love

Oral sex. The phrase was popularized by a call-in segment on The Young Turks in July of 2009.

George Bush was getting mouth-love in the White House, the only difference was it was his wife!

by Monty Park July 2, 2009

Not-too-distant future

No more than ten years from now.

Wow, this place looks like it's from the not-too-distant future!

by Monty Park July 13, 2009

Taste Police

The City of Pasadena Municipal Code Enforcement Agency, a massive and labrynthine organization determined to crack down on vile and dangerous house painters, gardeners, and guerilla artists- especially filmmakers.

Joe: "Hey, I thought you put in a new fence."

Jeff: "Yeah, the Taste Police made me take it down, they said it wasn't colonial-looking enough and threatened to arrest me."

by Monty Park June 9, 2009

Welch wedge

The epic wedgie a teenage boy would get for wearing a Jack Welch suit to school.

I'd wear it to school, but who needs a Welch wedge?

by Monty Park August 5, 2009

Palinization

The temporary use of government as a tool for personal mafia-style tactics.

The Moreaux mayorship has helped to start the Palinization of Perth-Amboy politics.

by Monty Park July 3, 2009