MonsDeepPassionateKiss's definitions

Clit

The female (JOYSTICK).
The (BUTTON) that says do not push this (BUTTON) , yet one is compelled to push anyway. Do not be mean to your(BEAN).
Share yhe she love.

I walked in on mah co-houssie . She was blatantly floggin' her (joystick) on the couch, watchin' hardcore porn.

Her (bean) was bashed against my mouth when I sat down.Her (Clit) was thus num-num-nummmed by the Clit-Kaiser.

by MonsDeepPassionateKiss May 3, 2020

Nurps

(Nurps) is the act of sucking a girls nipples playfully , giving her a sensation similar to nursing. (Nurpsing)

Mah missus and her sister and my other 5 Christian wives love it when I ( NURPS) their tits some.

by MonsDeepPassionateKiss May 6, 2020

Ambilaxic

Ambilaxic

Wow Bae , what an ambilaxic sorta day ! Both a fun and boring day at the same time .

by MonsDeepPassionateKiss November 6, 2020

Twax

A conga line of naked females dancing in a circle whilst sexually penetrating the one in front with a finger or a phallic object from behind .

Ya twax lezzo whore hounds from da slum ! Ya go fuck ya selfs!

by MonsDeepPassionateKiss November 6, 2020

goomper

a guts ache who goomps down food. This is the true meaning of this slang word. It originates from Mt Isa Queensland Australia.

aww look at that animal howling into that hamburger. She GOOMPED it down without chewing it ! Fucking GOOMPER !

by MonsDeepPassionateKiss October 9, 2020

royal

a parasite on the taxpayer is a royal elitist who has no employment other than living on million dollar handouts of tax money and golden handshakes from anus Brown nosed cock suckers seeking sweet smegma mouth deals to promote their own income and selfish causes .

them royal family from over that palace live off taxpayer money for free. They are the ultimate jet setting self promoting dole bludger turd parasites.

by MonsDeepPassionateKiss October 10, 2020

D9

D9 is the aim for a goals man...he was only screwing the momma to get his cock in her 12 year old daughter....

Holy , man ! You scored the D9!
What ya gunna do coz ya impregnated her n she's 8 months gone man ?

by MonsDeepPassionateKiss October 10, 2020