Bexsexual

As defined by new age descriptives of gender identity , a BEXSEXUAL is sexually orientated toward , sexually attracted to , sexually engauges with , prepuberscent female children
That new guy in cell block C thinks of himself as a misunderstood and discriminated against , ordinary BEXSEXUAL whom was jailed for his sexual attraction to , and long term sexual relationship with an 8 year old girl
by MonsDeepPassionateKiss July 20, 2024
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Nurps

(Nurps) is the act of sucking a girls nipples playfully , giving her a sensation similar to nursing. (Nurpsing)
Mah missus and her sister and my other 5 Christian wives love it when I ( NURPS) their tits some.
by MonsDeepPassionateKiss May 06, 2020
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royal

a parasite on the taxpayer is a royal elitist who has no employment other than living on million dollar handouts of tax money and golden handshakes from anus Brown nosed cock suckers seeking sweet smegma mouth deals to promote their own income and selfish causes .
them royal family from over that palace live off taxpayer money for free. They are the ultimate jet setting self promoting dole bludger turd parasites.
by MonsDeepPassionateKiss October 10, 2020
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Clit

The female (JOYSTICK).
The (BUTTON) that says do not push this (BUTTON) , yet one is compelled to push anyway. Do not be mean to your(BEAN).
Share yhe she love.
I walked in on mah co-houssie . She was blatantly floggin' her (joystick) on the couch, watchin' hardcore porn.

Her (bean) was bashed against my mouth when I sat down.Her (Clit) was thus num-num-nummmed by the Clit-Kaiser.
by MonsDeepPassionateKiss May 03, 2020
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Poofter

A Turd Burglar ,a Cunt Arse, a Shirt Lifter , a Price Jockey , a Bum Boy , a Jimmy Clement , a Buggy Boy , a homosexual male .
Do not use your arse for a cunt you poofter !
by MonsDeepPassionateKiss June 23, 2021
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Tonguebum

Tonguebum is the act of licking an anus clean after a bowel movement , similar to feltching.
James Clemments likes to tonguebum his bf Steven Sutcliffe the morning after cure kebabs and beer night
by MonsDeepPassionateKiss April 23, 2024
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Twax

A conga line of naked females dancing in a circle whilst sexually penetrating the one in front with a finger or a phallic object from behind .
Ya twax lezzo whore hounds from da slum ! Ya go fuck ya selfs!
by MonsDeepPassionateKiss November 06, 2020
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