Definitions by Monkeyfuck McGrew

bbq justice 

When poetic/kharmic/lawful justice is administered to a high-profile personality or public servant that usually garners little or no sympathy from the Average Joe. Term derived from using the word "roasted" in it's context.

They roasted VP Dick Cheney for his involvement in offering no-bid contracts to Halliburton and are moving to impeach. THAT's BBQ Justice!

bbq justice by Monkeyfuck McGrew October 14, 2005

Frankensteined 

The combination of two or more similar elements into one cohesive idea, image or item that appears seemless in presentation.

"Taking two different photographs of the same model, he Frankensteined that lingerie ad into the perfect pose!"

Frankensteined by Monkeyfuck McGrew September 24, 2005

choch bag 

Slang term for your balls, slats, nuts, gnads, gnards, jewels, etc.

"I told her it's not the dress that makes her look fat... it's the fat that makes her look fat - and she turned around and kneed me in the Choch Bag."

choch bag by Monkeyfuck McGrew May 2, 2005

Dirty Quentin 

Poker slang term. When bragging about your hand's immenent victory, someone calls your bet, beats your hand and drags the pot without saying a word. The poker equivalent of a 'Dirty Sanchez', ala sticking your statement up your ass, then wiping their hand across your lip in humiliation.

"Opie had three Aces, but Cave slipped him a Dirty Quentin when he rolled over him with an Aces over Kings boat."

Dirty Quentin by Monkeyfuck McGrew February 7, 2005

spank 'n sniff 

To jerk off, fling the goo and smell your hand.

I just caught some pictures of Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction. It's time to go home and give it the old spank 'n sniff.

spank 'n sniff by Monkeyfuck McGrew January 13, 2005

man mayoed 

Just before shooting your wad inside her, pull out and jerk off in your hand - then when she asks what you're doing, slap her in the face paint-brush style and scream:
"YOU'VE BEEN MAN-MAYOED!"

"We had a nice dinner, movie and some drinks - then he took me home, man mayoed me and left. Asshole!"

man mayoed by Monkeyfuck McGrew January 13, 2005

The Bad Hole 

The anus, asshole, bunghole - in sexual terms.

"I heard at poker that Tammy takes it in the bad hole!"

The Bad Hole by Monkeyfuck McGrew January 13, 2005