10 definitions by Monkeyfuck McGrew
Poker slang term. When bragging about your hand's immenent victory, someone calls your bet, beats your hand and drags the pot without saying a word. The poker equivalent of a 'Dirty Sanchez', ala sticking your statement up your ass, then wiping their hand across your lip in humiliation.
"Opie had three Aces, but Cave slipped him a Dirty Quentin when he rolled over him with an Aces over Kings boat."
by Monkeyfuck McGrew February 7, 2005
I just caught some pictures of Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction. It's time to go home and give it the old spank 'n sniff.
by Monkeyfuck McGrew January 13, 2005
The combination of two or more similar elements into one cohesive idea, image or item that appears seemless in presentation.
"Taking two different photographs of the same model, he Frankensteined that lingerie ad into the perfect pose!"
by Monkeyfuck McGrew September 9, 2005
"I told her it's not the dress that makes her look fat... it's the fat that makes her look fat - and she turned around and kneed me in the Choch Bag."
by Monkeyfuck McGrew May 2, 2005
When poetic/kharmic/lawful justice is administered to a high-profile personality or public servant that usually garners little or no sympathy from the Average Joe. Term derived from using the word "roasted" in it's context.
They roasted VP Dick Cheney for his involvement in offering no-bid contracts to Halliburton and are moving to impeach. THAT's BBQ Justice!
by Monkeyfuck McGrew October 14, 2005
Just before shooting your wad inside her, pull out and jerk off in your hand - then when she asks what you're doing, slap her in the face paint-brush style and scream:
"YOU'VE BEEN MAN-MAYOED!"
"YOU'VE BEEN MAN-MAYOED!"
"We had a nice dinner, movie and some drinks - then he took me home, man mayoed me and left. Asshole!"
by Monkeyfuck McGrew January 13, 2005
A person who sucks cock.
by Monkeyfuck McGrew December 8, 2004