5 definitions by MonkeyBoots

Cock Envy

To be envious of someone else's cock, often because of no reason.

Can be often mixed up with cockney

Beautiful woman: Being cockney for no reason

Man: Who do you think I am cock envious of?

Beautiful woman: Don't know....you tell me?

Man: I don't have any Cock Envy, honest. Please believe me

by MonkeyBoots December 23, 2011

Trump

To fart via text or email, offensively to another person

I trump in your general direction

by MonkeyBoots December 23, 2011

Lap Lap

To lick a womans clit and pussy, with a lapping motion, making her cum hard

I want to lap lap you and make you cum

by MonkeyBoots December 23, 2011

Towelling

to make someone cum while they are still wet immediately after a shower or bath, usually when lying on a bed, exhausted from a hot soaking

to cum while naked and wet

She got out of the shower, and I was ready to give her a towelling

She was soaking when she walked into the bedroom, all she wanted was a good towelling

by MonkeyBoots November 27, 2011

Yom Yom

The sound made by sucking hard on a cock, while giving a blow job.

Can also be used if you want to give a blow job to someone and you want to be discrete

Clare wanted to suck his cock hard and was desparate to watch him cum while yom yom'ing on his cock

As she sucked hard on my cock, all I could hear was yom yom yom

by MonkeyBoots December 23, 2011