Monkey Shagger's definitions

Ghetto Snapple

The act of when a guy cums and the color is pinkish, resembling a Ghetto Snapple drink. This also hints that this dumbass has an STD.

Dumb Bitch 1: “omg Cheryl my boyfriend gave me a Ghetto Snapple this weekend!
Dumb Bitch 2: “that’s the third one this week you whore!!”

by Monkey Shagger September 28, 2019

Quiggle

If someone has a moist loose flap of skin instead of a penis or vagina, that’s a quiggle.

Guard 1: “Code Red! Subject with the quiggle has breached containment!!”

by Monkey Shagger August 21, 2019