The Hammer of Thor

A form of Cock and Ball Torture where one is strapped naked outside during a thunderstorm and has a lightning rod inserted into the urethra. Should a bolt of lightning strike it, they achieve the power of Thor.

Simp 1: “bruh my girl is gonna give me The Hammer of Thor if it rains tonight.”
Simp 2: “don’t fucking talk to me dude.”

by Monkey Shagger May 01, 2020

Quiggle

If someone has a moist loose flap of skin instead of a penis or vagina, that’s a quiggle.

Guard 1: “Code Red! Subject with the quiggle has breached containment!!”

by Monkey Shagger August 21, 2019