11 definitions by Monkey Shagger

The Subzero

When you have sex with a girl doggy-style and you shove a popsicle up her ass the second you cum.

Chad 1: “bruh I really gave my girl The Subzero last night.”
Chad 2: “what the fuck is wrong with you”

by Monkey Shagger September 17, 2019

Quiggle

If someone has a moist loose flap of skin instead of a penis or vagina, that’s a quiggle.

Guard 1: “Code Red! Subject with the quiggle has breached containment!!”

by Monkey Shagger August 22, 2019

Blizzarding

Blizzarding is when you creampie a chick inside of a Dairy Queen and if she stands up and it comes out, you go for Round 2.

Nibba 1: “dawg tonight I’m going Blizzarding.”
Nibba 2: “get the fuck away from me nibba”

by Monkey Shagger September 28, 2019

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chad

Monkey Shagger: shag monkeys get aids 😎

by Monkey Shagger October 18, 2019