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by Monkey's Dad August 29, 2021
Get the Msogynist mug.The reflexive belief that "there is an app for everything", eclipsing the experience of simply being alive in the world.
They were in the woods on a sunny spring day. He was looking at the light streaming through the branches. She, having apptitude, was staring at her phone.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"I want to know where we are" she answered.
"We are here" he sighed.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"I want to know where we are" she answered.
"We are here" he sighed.
by Monkey's Dad April 28, 2021
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Damage resulting from an event or practice.
Charge for a service or permission.
The sound of a bell rung at a steady interval.
Damage resulting from an event or practice.
Charge for a service or permission.
The sound of a bell rung at a steady interval.
by Monkey's Dad April 5, 2020
Get the toll mug.With no ventilator available, straining for breath, it felt as if he had a Bronchiasaurus on his chest.
by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020
Get the Bronchiasaurus mug.There was a strong chance of catching the virus, going out was playing Virussian Roulette, but she had stopped caring.
by Monkey's Dad April 13, 2020
Get the Virussian Roulette mug.by Monkey's Dad May 5, 2020
Get the ayyysymptomatic mug."If I die, I die", she said. "I'm not letting anyone even try to convince me to get that shot". And no one convinced her, and she went maskless to her early grave, a proud vaccophobe, and an example of how America had been made "great again".
by Monkey's Dad July 25, 2021
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