Wankee Doodle Dandy

Boris Johnson, born in the United States, now, somehow, Prime Minister of Britain.
The ghost of Churchill returned to 10 Downing Street just long enough to be stunned that his once-dignified office was being sullied by this Wankee Doodle Dandy.
by Monkey's Dad September 21, 2019
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In 2024 America, the conflation of celebrity and politics.
Many believed the singer could influence her millions of followers to vote Democratic. Others saw in the congresswoman's ability to grab the spotlight for any utterance, no matter its content, a promise of actual Conservative leadership. They were all swirling in the media's Marjorie Taylor Swiftification of culture, blurring the separation of Stage and State.
by Monkey's Dad January 12, 2024
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hystereophonic

She closed her eyes to get the full hystereophonic effect of Rush Limbaugh, fuming that Black Lives Matter is a 'hate symbol', that wearing masks is a liberal conspiracy to rig the election, that the very stable genius was sent by God.
by Monkey's Dad July 02, 2020
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Malignant narcissism

A corrosive recipe of narcissism, antisocial behavior, paranoia, aggression, and a topping of sadism. Grandiose, hostile, unable to tolerate even the smallest criticism, the malignant narcissist undermines families, organizations and associates, consistently attempting to dehumanize others by applying childish nicknames to diminish them in the eyes of others.
The phrase 'malignant narcissism' reminded him of someone, someone front and center, someone in his face, in everyone's face, all day every day... wait... wait... it would come to him.
by Monkey's Dad April 15, 2020
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Handwashing vs Brainwashing

Two modes of processing intelligence concerning COVID-19.
She was tuned to CNN, he to Fox News. She believed you could not be too careful. He believed it was a liberal hoax. Their tiny apartment had become a Handwashing vs Brainwashing battlefield.
by Monkey's Dad April 05, 2020
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dead-eyed white men

They share a common feature, beyond their gender and ethnicity. Americans who commit almost all mass shootings and other crimes of hate have the same uninflected, flat stare, easily seen in hundreds of photographs.
From Atlanta to Gilroy, through Las Vegas to Rockford, Orlando, El Paso and Oklahoma City, the locations and victims too many to count, the mass killings in America were not carried out by any of the hotly-feared groups targeted by the Far Right and the NRA. Mug shots reveal that in almost every case, the perpetrators were dead-eyed white men.
by Monkey's Dad March 18, 2021
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Covid's Metamorphoses

An epic poem, waiting to be written.
Chronicling the transformations of the world, from its creation to its breakdown, due to the coronavirus and the self-deification a Julius Caesar wannabe, Covid's Metamorphoses will be read in the 22nd Century as a charming fable of humanity as it once was.
by Monkey's Dad October 07, 2020
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