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butt dunker

If your asshole is on fire, you better cool it off in the butt dunker.
by Monkdunker August 26, 2003
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sobig

Something too large to be comprehended or utilized for any useful purpose, or a computer virus.
1.That sobig virus trashed my computer.
2.John, your tool is sobig that I'm gonna have to charge you extra if ya wanna hummer.
3.Blaine, that book for my Organic Chemistry class was like sobig that I didn't bother to try and read it, so that bastardo professor flunked me.
by Monkdunker August 27, 2003
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smellaphone

When you pick up a telephone to find that a previous user has left a nauseating odor on it, such as Avon perfume or burrito breath.
Don't answer that smellaphone, or you'll regret it.
by Monkdunker August 28, 2003
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Viagravation

Frustration caused by the inability to get an erection after taking a dose of Viagra.
He's suffering from viagravation because he still can't get it up, even though he took a dose of Viagra.
by Monkdunker November 24, 2003
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WMD

1.Weapons of Mass Destruction--A mythical concept that lives in the minds of paranoid, old, white guys and is used to scare the public and gather support for attacking another country.
(also see bogeyman)
2.A term used to generate income for Haliburton.
3.Something that the US is permitted to own, but reserves the right to determine which other countries may also own them.
If we can convice Americans that Iraq has WMDs, we can kick the snot out of them and pay Haliburton to rebuild the place.
by Monkdunker September 3, 2003
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butt-wipe

Fool, idiot, imbecile, wiper of other people's bottoms.
Dude, I hope your butt-wipe friend doesn't show up and wreck the party.
by Monkdunker August 26, 2003
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