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Definitions by Monkdunker

butt-wipe 

Fool, idiot, imbecile, wiper of other people's bottoms.
Dude, I hope your butt-wipe friend doesn't show up and wreck the party.
butt-wipe by Monkdunker August 26, 2003
The male version of a bimbo, whore, or slut.
He's such a himbo that he'd sleep with anything that has, or had, a pulse.
himbo by Monkdunker August 26, 2003

stinky slinky 

The act of anal sex performed by a man on another man, or woman.
During a hot roll in the sack, he slipped her the stinky slinky.
stinky slinky by Monkdunker August 26, 2003

porcelain palace

Term used to describe any burger joint that is housed in a white, porcelain building. Applicable to places like White Castle, or many of the older burger joints in white buildings.
Let's find a good porcelain palace and get some sliders for lunch.
porcelain palace by Monkdunker August 26, 2003

butt dunker 

An informal term for a bidet.
If your asshole is on fire, you better cool it off in the butt dunker.
butt dunker by Monkdunker August 26, 2003

Similarity 

When someone's face looks so much like his asshole that his intestines don't know which way to pump the shit.
Dude, you got a bad case of similarity!
Similarity by Monkdunker August 25, 2003