Monkdunker's definitions

stinky slinky

The act of anal sex performed by a man on another man, or woman.

During a hot roll in the sack, he slipped her the stinky slinky.

by Monkdunker August 26, 2003

butt-wipe

Fool, idiot, imbecile, wiper of other people's bottoms.

Dude, I hope your butt-wipe friend doesn't show up and wreck the party.

by Monkdunker August 26, 2003

smellaphone

When you pick up a telephone to find that a previous user has left a nauseating odor on it, such as Avon perfume or burrito breath.

Don't answer that smellaphone, or you'll regret it.

by Monkdunker August 28, 2003

Similarity

When someone's face looks so much like his asshole that his intestines don't know which way to pump the shit.

Dude, you got a bad case of similarity!

by Monkdunker August 25, 2003

sobig

Something too large to be comprehended or utilized for any useful purpose, or a computer virus.

1.That sobig virus trashed my computer.
2.John, your tool is sobig that I'm gonna have to charge you extra if ya wanna hummer.
3.Blaine, that book for my Organic Chemistry class was like sobig that I didn't bother to try and read it, so that bastardo professor flunked me.

by Monkdunker August 27, 2003

himbo

The male version of a bimbo, whore, or slut.

He's such a himbo that he'd sleep with anything that has, or had, a pulse.

by Monkdunker August 26, 2003