Monique Ortiz's definitions

minus

adj: Something of poor quality. examples of stupidity. Unfashionably dressed. Offensive. Lame.

I was watching an elderly asian man looking at cats. he said he didn't want one for a pet. He said he wanted one to cook. The first thing to come to my mind was " wow. that's really minus."

q: Man! Did you see that asshole run that red light?!

a: yeah, that was really minus.

by Monique Ortiz April 2, 2004

new jersey

an abandon beer. An abandon beer that has too much beer to waste, but not enough to enjoy.

barmaid: what's with all these new jerseys on the table? Do any of these belong to anyone?

frat boy: I can't believe that there were exactly 27 new jerseys in the house! People need to keep track of their beers!

by Monique Ortiz April 2, 2004