15 definitions by Mona Lott

Cuntry Music

Pretty much what today's Country Music sounds like from the early 90's to present day. Twangy and annoying music that all sounds the same. Classic Country is WAY better!

I HATE Cuntry Music!!! The Dixie Hicks sound like cats in heat and Shania Twangy sounds like a cello. Whatever happened to Johnny Cash?

by Mona Lott February 17, 2006

Tony Blair

Tony Blair is George W. Bush's little bitch, whereas, Georgie Boy is Satan's little fuck puppet.

Tony Blair, George W. Bush and Satan are in a threesome together.

The Luv Train:
(O(SATAN =D (O(George W. Bush =D (O(Tony Blair =D

by Mona Lott February 23, 2006

penis breath

Someone who's breath smells like a penis has been there from giving a bunch of blowjobs.

My dog sucks his own weenie. He has penis breath.

by Mona Lott November 29, 2005

K-Fed-Ex

Britney Spear's loser husband's future monicker(nickname).

Some Guy In The Near Future:"Britney Spears dumped K-Fed. Now he's K-Fed-Ex."

by Mona Lott November 30, 2005

Nicky Hilton

The MUCH prettier, underrated Hilton sister. Viewed as the "unpretty underdog". She remained friends with Nicole Richie after Paris discarded her. And actually WENT to college. When she smiles, she looks genuinely nice, unlike Paris' cocky smirk.

I may not like Nicky Hilton, but at least I don't hate her like the little whore Paris Hilton.

by Mona Lott February 24, 2006

Jayne Mansfield

Blonde bombshell second only to Marilyn Monroe. Had very large breasts and an extremely small waist, like a wasp and super long legs. Was truly the world's only living Barbie doll, and completely natural aside from her hair color. Had an I.Q. of 163, yet epitomized dumb blondes.

Jayne Mansfield was known for her high-pitched squeal, which was her trademark.

by Mona Lott March 15, 2006

Marilyn Monroe

An actress known for her immense beauty and child-like charm. Was underrated and underappreciated during her life, but when she died people saw how great of an actress she really was.

There are sad people who try to pose off of Marilyn Monroe, like Paris Hilton, but fall short and just look sad.

by Mona Lott March 15, 2006