Mommy milf Jessica 's definitions

Your mom

The irresponsible lady who had sex one too many times then got pregnant with your ugly ass just to grow you in her fat stomach so she could push you out her pussy only to spend money to feed and look after you. What a waste of sperm and 9 months. Especially if you were born in 2010 or born a Scorpio

“Guess what”
“What”
“Your mom”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

<3

Absolutely nothing but a symbol and a letter your not cute nor quirky JeSsIcA

“Hehehe I’m so quirkyy<3”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

Monstrous gurgle

When your brushing your teeth when all of the sudden you choke on the toothpaste and you gurgle it in your throat and it slowly builds up and you foam out the mouth as if you had rabies

“Yo this morning I had a monstrous gurgle”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

November 1rst

The day you go up to your significant other, tell them you wanna break up, then say your joking and pin them against a wall as your making out with them

“It’s November 1rst… you know what that means, JESSSICAAAA”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

Cream puff

When you poke a hole in a cream puff while shoving it in your girls vagina then pound her in the ass while the cream runs down her thighs

“Mmm I really wanna cream puff Jessica right now”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

Wiener toss

Your guy friend cuts off his wiener and throws it, aiming to land it right in your bussay or butthole

“Last night I played wiener toss with Jessica”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

Blue balled Bell

When your teacher runs out of the class room doing the little dinky hold run so you go over to the staff room and hear the vice principal moan super loudly and you hear your teacher say “UGH SORRY BBG I HAVE…BLUE BALLS 😔”

“HAHAHAHAHAH JESSICA OUR NEW NAME FOR MR. BELL IS BLUE BALLED BELL!!”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021