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24

An awesome Awesome Show! Ya gotta see it on Tuesdays 9/8c on Fox starting in mid - October. I just think Jack is so Handsome!
24 should have won all the Emmys.
by Molly September 2, 2003
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the simpsons

Every one should want to be Homer Simpson.
Reasons:
1) He never has to do anything.... Marge does it for him.
2) He gets to come home to a giant meal, beer, and the TV. (What more could you ask for in life.)
3) He is one of the stars so no matter how much he fucks up he still never gets in trouble.
4) No matter how bad things are he can still laugh. Not because he has hope...but because he has no damn clue what the hell is going on.
5) All he has to do at work is sit there and eat donut.

** I could go in and on about him but if you aren't convinced now that he has it good then...get a fucking life!!! **
The Simpson’s is the best fucking show ever and for those who don't think so.... you can go suck a male camel stick!!!
by Molly May 9, 2003
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jelly bracelets

Ok, at my school My stupid teacher dosent let us wear them. Yeah, they're sex bracelets, but no one breaks them off and just goes and fucks the the hell outta eachother. heres what they mean where I come from:
Black-Sex
Blue-Oral
White-Hug
Pink-Kiss
Orange-Make-out
Red-Lap dance
Yellow-Flash
Clear-Whatever Snapper Wants
by Molly March 19, 2004
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candy goth

A candy goth is a person who dresses in all black, and paints thier fingernails black, and all the gothic stuff. Yet, they are not disturbed, they are actually very happy people and like happy things. They could like happy music, like Good Charlotte and/or Simple Plan.
Lets say you see a girl walking down the street wearing all black, and has her hair died black. Then you see that she is smiling and laughing with about 3 other people who look normal. That person is a candy goth.
by Molly May 13, 2005
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48-lol-tk

it is what counter strike players say instead of lol
48-lol-tk he is a tk49er get hims guys
by molly June 2, 2003
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Siv

a goalie in hockey who lets in a lot of goals.
"I'm not drafting that horrible goalie, he's a siv!"

"Dude, that goalie let in 8 goals in one period! He's such a siv!"
by Molly December 26, 2004
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nigged

1.) to get screwed over, jipped
2.) to get ripped off
3.) to lose
Oh man, you got nigged!!
by Molly January 3, 2004
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