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for cereal

A statement used that questions the validity of a statement. Similar to the phrase "are you for real?"
Ellen: Oh my goodness, today my father purchased a new ride for me! A 2005 Benz!

Janet: For cereal!?!?!
by Molly May 6, 2005
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jelly bracelets

Ok, at my school My stupid teacher dosent let us wear them. Yeah, they're sex bracelets, but no one breaks them off and just goes and fucks the the hell outta eachother. heres what they mean where I come from:
Black-Sex
Blue-Oral
White-Hug
Pink-Kiss
Orange-Make-out
Red-Lap dance
Yellow-Flash
Clear-Whatever Snapper Wants
by Molly March 19, 2004
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POed

Pissed off. Angered!
I'm so fucking POed at Bob, because he fired me from Wal-Mart!
by Molly February 22, 2004
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burf

a mix between a burp and barf
by molly February 20, 2004
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Hugger

a man with a small unit. It is derived from the following scenario....when a girl is intimate with a guy and the first time she places her hands in his pants and she realizes that he has a small unit...your heart just melts cause you feel so bad for him and you just want to stop what you are doing and give him a hug.
Did you hear, Amanda hooked up with Dave on Friday night, she said he was a hugger?

"Oh girl, don't go home with him tonight, nice guy and all, but he's a hugger"
by Molly January 21, 2005
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i'm sowwy

A really cute and cool way people say sorry!
Boy: Hey you didnt answer your phone
Girl: Im sowwy
Boy: ok.....
by molly September 2, 2004
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the simpsons

Every one should want to be Homer Simpson.
Reasons:
1) He never has to do anything.... Marge does it for him.
2) He gets to come home to a giant meal, beer, and the TV. (What more could you ask for in life.)
3) He is one of the stars so no matter how much he fucks up he still never gets in trouble.
4) No matter how bad things are he can still laugh. Not because he has hope...but because he has no damn clue what the hell is going on.
5) All he has to do at work is sit there and eat donut.

** I could go in and on about him but if you aren't convinced now that he has it good then...get a fucking life!!! **
The Simpson’s is the best fucking show ever and for those who don't think so.... you can go suck a male camel stick!!!
by Molly May 9, 2003
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