Molly's definitions

peter kay

hilarious british comedian from bolton, amazing at stand-up, should be given a...nobel prize or somethin???

1. gaaaaarlic...........bread????
2. booked it, packed it, fucked off
3. im not homophobic - im not scared of my house!

by molly January 7, 2005

woopwoop

a hyper expression of oneself's insaneity and excitedness

Can I get a woopwoop?

by Molly December 30, 2003

candy goth

A candy goth is a person who dresses in all black, and paints thier fingernails black, and all the gothic stuff. Yet, they are not disturbed, they are actually very happy people and like happy things. They could like happy music, like Good Charlotte and/or Simple Plan.

Lets say you see a girl walking down the street wearing all black, and has her hair died black. Then you see that she is smiling and laughing with about 3 other people who look normal. That person is a candy goth.

by Molly May 13, 2005

jelly bracelets

Ok, at my school My stupid teacher dosent let us wear them. Yeah, they're sex bracelets, but no one breaks them off and just goes and fucks the the hell outta eachother. heres what they mean where I come from:

Black-Sex
Blue-Oral
White-Hug
Pink-Kiss
Orange-Make-out
Red-Lap dance
Yellow-Flash
Clear-Whatever Snapper Wants

by Molly March 19, 2004

the simpsons

Every one should want to be Homer Simpson.
Reasons:
1) He never has to do anything.... Marge does it for him.
2) He gets to come home to a giant meal, beer, and the TV. (What more could you ask for in life.)
3) He is one of the stars so no matter how much he fucks up he still never gets in trouble.
4) No matter how bad things are he can still laugh. Not because he has hope...but because he has no damn clue what the hell is going on.
5) All he has to do at work is sit there and eat donut.

** I could go in and on about him but if you aren't convinced now that he has it good then...get a fucking life!!! **

The Simpson’s is the best fucking show ever and for those who don't think so.... you can go suck a male camel stick!!!

by Molly May 9, 2003

beer cav

short for: beer cavity.
a cavity in your tooth resulting from drinking too much beer

kara had to go to the dentist to take care of her beer cav because she forgot to bring her toothbrush to the party last weekend

by molly April 27, 2006

cash

money

you owe me a lot of cash

by Molly July 15, 2003