Molly's definitions

6th grader

an actual 6th grader. Immature, trys to act like an 8th or 7th grader, ignorant, annoying. 11 years old.

But she's still a sixth grader.
Those damn 6trh graders r driving me fuckin crazy!

by Molly April 23, 2005

woopwoop

a hyper expression of oneself's insaneity and excitedness

Can I get a woopwoop?

by Molly December 30, 2003

candy goth

A candy goth is a person who dresses in all black, and paints thier fingernails black, and all the gothic stuff. Yet, they are not disturbed, they are actually very happy people and like happy things. They could like happy music, like Good Charlotte and/or Simple Plan.

Lets say you see a girl walking down the street wearing all black, and has her hair died black. Then you see that she is smiling and laughing with about 3 other people who look normal. That person is a candy goth.

by Molly May 13, 2005

the simpsons

Every one should want to be Homer Simpson.
Reasons:
1) He never has to do anything.... Marge does it for him.
2) He gets to come home to a giant meal, beer, and the TV. (What more could you ask for in life.)
3) He is one of the stars so no matter how much he fucks up he still never gets in trouble.
4) No matter how bad things are he can still laugh. Not because he has hope...but because he has no damn clue what the hell is going on.
5) All he has to do at work is sit there and eat donut.

** I could go in and on about him but if you aren't convinced now that he has it good then...get a fucking life!!! **

The Simpson’s is the best fucking show ever and for those who don't think so.... you can go suck a male camel stick!!!

by Molly May 9, 2003

jelly bracelets

Ok, at my school My stupid teacher dosent let us wear them. Yeah, they're sex bracelets, but no one breaks them off and just goes and fucks the the hell outta eachother. heres what they mean where I come from:

Black-Sex
Blue-Oral
White-Hug
Pink-Kiss
Orange-Make-out
Red-Lap dance
Yellow-Flash
Clear-Whatever Snapper Wants

by Molly March 19, 2004

fuckwittage

Something that doesn't really matter, junk. Can also be used to exclaim anger or frusteration at something. It is a form of fuckwit.

"This is all just a bunch of fuckwittage." "Fuckwittage! I locked my keys in my car!"

by Molly February 22, 2004

Peace

A word that I never have seen a true example of in my life. Thank you George W. Bush and the rest of the goverment of the United States of America for never showing me any acts of peace so far in my life.

" Mom what is peace? I've never seen it before? Have you?"

by Molly January 19, 2004