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death

When everthing goes dark,
When everyone is gone,
When you finally see what that bright light really is.
Th eonly thing i fear in life is death,
Not beacause Everything's over,
Not because everyones gone,
Because of the darkness...
by Molly February 28, 2005
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for cereal

A statement used that questions the validity of a statement. Similar to the phrase "are you for real?"
Ellen: Oh my goodness, today my father purchased a new ride for me! A 2005 Benz!

Janet: For cereal!?!?!
by Molly May 6, 2005
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Oil Check

the act of poking someone in th butt, clothed or naked. The pokwe must be as close to the asshole as possible
I oil checked Jade while she was bending over and Alisha oil checked Molly.
by Molly August 25, 2004
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24

An awesome Awesome Show! Ya gotta see it on Tuesdays 9/8c on Fox starting in mid - October. I just think Jack is so Handsome!
24 should have won all the Emmys.
by Molly September 2, 2003
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woopwoop

a hyper expression of oneself's insaneity and excitedness
Can I get a woopwoop?
by Molly December 30, 2003
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the simpsons

Every one should want to be Homer Simpson.
Reasons:
1) He never has to do anything.... Marge does it for him.
2) He gets to come home to a giant meal, beer, and the TV. (What more could you ask for in life.)
3) He is one of the stars so no matter how much he fucks up he still never gets in trouble.
4) No matter how bad things are he can still laugh. Not because he has hope...but because he has no damn clue what the hell is going on.
5) All he has to do at work is sit there and eat donut.

** I could go in and on about him but if you aren't convinced now that he has it good then...get a fucking life!!! **
The Simpson’s is the best fucking show ever and for those who don't think so.... you can go suck a male camel stick!!!
by Molly May 9, 2003
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jelly bracelets

Ok, at my school My stupid teacher dosent let us wear them. Yeah, they're sex bracelets, but no one breaks them off and just goes and fucks the the hell outta eachother. heres what they mean where I come from:
Black-Sex
Blue-Oral
White-Hug
Pink-Kiss
Orange-Make-out
Red-Lap dance
Yellow-Flash
Clear-Whatever Snapper Wants
by Molly March 19, 2004
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