Mamma Jamma

This is meant to describe a fine nubian goddess that can boogie on the dance floor.

Look at that fine Mamma Jamma break it down on the dance floor.

by Mojo Maniac July 22, 2008

the tail wagging the dog

This means that the least important part of a situation has too much influence over the most important part.

Bob:Honey, let's buy new purple carpet to match the purple lamp shade.
Wife:This sounds like the tail wagging the dog.

by Mojo maniac August 16, 2008

All Night Train

When you go on a cocaine binge that lasts more than 24 hours straight.

The doctor said I will die if I don't stop riding that All Night Train.

by Mojo Maniac July 11, 2008

Having Things

This is what you say if you have a Harley Davidson Fatboy in your garage and a Trophy Wife in the kitchen.

JR.:Hey Mark, How's it going?
Mark: I'm Having Things, Man.

by Mojo Maniac July 11, 2008

The Wave

This is when you have stadium full of people and 1 section at a time stands and sits with their hands in the air, then the next section does the same immediately after and so on and so on until it goes around the stadium numerous times to create a wave of people.

I started the wave at Monster Park that lasted 20 minutes.

by Mojo Maniac July 15, 2008

13th Floor

Due to superstition in most countries about the number 13 being bad luck, this particular floor of a building is usually named the 14th floor by the elevator console.

Harold: I want to go to the 13th floor of this building.
Earl: There is no such thing as the 13th floor in this building.

by Mojo Maniac July 15, 2008

Bored To Tears

This is a brunch with your In-Laws on Superbowl Sunday (with no TV)that lasts until the Post-Game interviews.

I had brunch with my In-Laws last Superbowl Sunday talking about Sushi recipes and Wallpaper. Let me tell you I was Bored To Tears.

by Mojo Maniac July 22, 2008