Mohit Hira's definitions
After Jack began spending more time on status updates and tweets, his wife realized she'd become a webmistress.
by Mohit Hira February 8, 2010
Get the Webmistressmug. A netvangelist will take every available opportunity to promote the benefits of the Internet, even if he doesn't work in the online industry.
by Mohit Hira February 16, 2009
Get the Netvangelistmug. A person who corrects the grammar of others while speaking when he overhears errors in a conversation. The aural equivalent of a proofreader.
The gent at the next table said "excitation" and our buddy prooflistener interrupted him to correct it to "excitement".
by Mohit Hira October 11, 2012
Get the Prooflistenermug. A phenomenon caused by the unexpected shutting down of a company/industry in one economy resulting in a disappearance of jobs en masse in another economy; thus, making an entire group of people obsolete overnight... creating a reverse Slumdog Millionaire.
When a leading insurance company filed for bankruptcy in the US, it also created jobsolence for several hundred outsourced call-center workers in India.
by Mohit Hira March 2, 2009
Get the Jobsolencemug. The equivalent of 'homesick' except that it refers to missing an office that you were recently a part of, or spent a long time in.
Having moved to another role that required him to relocate, Michael didn't realise he'd miss his former colleagues and be as officesick as he was.
by Mohit Hira January 20, 2014
Get the Officesickmug. A disease that afflicts children and spouses who grab the remote control of a TV set and keep changing channels at incredible speed. Symptoms are completely at variance with rheumatism or arthritis and worsen in the evening and can only be treated by permanently disabling the remote control.
Jack's wife and son have remoteitis which prevents him from seeing any channel properly on TV almost every evening.
by Mohit Hira July 12, 2011
Get the Remoteitismug. Delhi was chugging along fine, waiting for the rains, when a summersault hit it with temperatures crossing 111 Fahrenheit.
by Mohit Hira June 28, 2009
Get the Summersaultmug.