Mohit Hira's definitions

Netvangelist

An Internet evangelist.

A netvangelist will take every available opportunity to promote the benefits of the Internet, even if he doesn't work in the online industry.

by Mohit Hira February 16, 2009

Webmistress

A wife who loses her husband's attention and love to the more seductive Internet.

After Jack began spending more time on status updates and tweets, his wife realized she'd become a webmistress.

by Mohit Hira February 8, 2010

fwittering

verb; describes the act of frittering away valuable time between Facebook and Twitter by posting status updates or tweets on both.

With a status update and a tweet every five minutes, he spent all of Friday afternoon, fwittering away time, instead of completing his project.

by Mohit Hira April 26, 2009

Lehman Sisters

Wives/girlfriends of recently-orphaned Lehman Brothers executives who bond to share their collective, unexpected fall down the socio-economic ladder.

Amande and Jane are now the Lehman Sisters 'cause the Devil took away their Prada when their boyfriends lost their jobs on Wall Street.

by Mohit Hira February 26, 2009

Prooflistener

A person who corrects the grammar of others while speaking when he overhears errors in a conversation. The aural equivalent of a proofreader.

The gent at the next table said "excitation" and our buddy prooflistener interrupted him to correct it to "excitement".

by Mohit Hira October 11, 2012

Loyal Wedding

A royal wedding with a huge fan following.

With over 2 billion fawning fans expected to watch Will and Kate's marriage on TV worldwide, it might as well be dubbed a Loyal Wedding.

by Mohit Hira May 18, 2011

Galbum

A girl's album on Flickr. Also, any other kind of collection (e.g. bookmarks, playlists etc) by a girl.

She uploaded all her pictures to create a galbum on Flickr.

by Mohit Hira March 25, 2009