MohammedMudSlaP's definitions

whoremoanica

To perform cunninglingus.

Bitch crazy if i gonna play the whoremoanica on that stankass.. her dna is made of aids.

by MohammedMudSlaP May 21, 2009

weighting

The process of doing some other exercise in the gym while waiting for the person who is working out with the equipment you intend to use to finish.

Sweaty fat dude is on the leg curl machine again.. must commence to weighting.

I've been weighting forever for the curlbros to finish with the squat rack.

by MohammedMudSlaP May 10, 2011

Conversational coma

Is a uncomfortable period of time of silence, in which two people who are usually in the beginning stages of a potential relationship, discover the horror of complete and utter silence. Usually this period of time is so long, that any hope of a sexual encounter is quickly extinguished.

My date was so hot! but my conversational coma kicked in thus i ended the night like i usually do, crying and masturbating.

by MohammedMudSlaP June 25, 2009

frumpleforeskin

Is a play on rumplestilskin. It is the act of stretching out the ball sacks over the forehead of your frumpy partner.

Hahahaha Reina was so baked I gave her a frumpleforeskin.

by MohammedMudSlaP February 13, 2008

chintickler

When sackhairs become long they tickle their partner's chins during oral sex.

Diego gave Bri a chintickler.

by MohammedMudSlaP February 13, 2008

swamp titties

Is a condition where in the females of large girth produce a foul odor because of bad hyiegene around the breast area. Usually accompanied by growths of hair, and acne.

She's really fine.. but damn.. those swamp titties be buzzing!

by MohammedMudSlaP February 14, 2008

Puddi-withdraw

Puddi is a dangerous addictive drug. So addictive that these lost youths are prostituting themselves for a fix. So far as to write Puddi Puddi on there bare chests advertising for another hit. So Sad...

This scourge will only lead to more Puddi-withdraw.

by MohammedMudSlaP December 7, 2010