Moggraider's definitions

p/fucker

A student taking a class on a pass/fail, or satisfactory/unsatisfactory, grading basis. Such a student can get away with putting very little effort into a class.

Yeah, we're all p/fuckers. We're a pocket of incompetence in the back of the classroom.

by Moggraider February 10, 2010

slink

to shamefully leave the dwelling place of another in the early morning after having hooked up with that person

"So morning came around, and you didn't feel like sticking around for the awkward conversation, so you left a nice note and you slinked on home."
"I didn't slink!"
"What time was it?"
"Seven, maybe eight AM?"
"And you purposely avoided flushing her toilet?"
"Yeah..."
"You slinked, my friend."

by Moggraider July 8, 2009

killfeed

An annoying or irrelevant status update from a facebook friend that leads to your hiding said friend from your news feed.

The most common killfeeds for people are:

1) photos of a facebook friend's spawn, or updates relating to said issue
2) status updates from a husband/wife directed primarily at a spouse
3)attempts to rustle up friends for a meal or a barhop in far-off locales

by Moggraider July 3, 2011

ntrly

Abbreviation for "not really."

"Hey, check out this laptop. Do you like it?"
"ntrly."

by Moggraider February 4, 2008

prenatal suicide

an alternative term for a miscarriage.

"Wasn't she pregnant?"
"Yeah, but the fetus committed prenatal suicide."

by Moggraider May 27, 2008

toxx clause

A rule originating on the Something Awful message boards that calls for the banning of a member who does not follow his own proclamation. These proclamations are typically in the form of "If X happens, I will do Y." The person who posts the claim is asked to follow through with his promised act or be banned for lying.

This rule originated from a forum member, Toxx, stating he would tape together the parts of his nether regions if a message board topic reached 5,000 replies. The Something Awful Administrator ordered that he post pictures of the completed act. No pictures were produced, and Toxx was banned as a result. The Toxx clause was instituted as a rule to discourage future members from making exaggerated claims.

Example poster 1: "If he sells this laptop to me for $200, I will eat my shorts."
Example poster 2: "Sell it to him just so we can test the Toxx clause."

by Moggraider January 14, 2008

retweet

What mama bird regurgitates into baby bird's mouth.

Mama bird retweeted her offspring's sustenance directly into their snapping beaks.

by Moggraider March 1, 2011