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family planning

v., tr.

Fraudulently joining up with friends on a "family plan" offered by a cell phone service provider.
"Hey man, you have to ditch that terrible phone. It takes ten minutes for you to text me."
"You're right. I've been thinking about jumping ship and family planning it with a friend."
by Moggraider August 20, 2009
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threadcop

a person who enforces message board rules in an imperious, incessant, or otherwise annoying manner.
The term "threadcop" originates from the idea of calling a message board topic a "thread." This hails back to the naming conventions of older message board systems.
by Moggraider October 16, 2008
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TSHBO

"The sheep have been owned."


sheep - slang term for GC fanboy on Gamespot forums.
lolzorz Custom Robo flopped. TSHBO.
by Moggraider September 1, 2004
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youtube bully

A youtube bully dominates your instant message conversations by repeatedly linking you to youtube videos and expecting you to watch right away.

Some youtube bullies are actually reluctant to watch videos YOU link them to, also.
Friend: Hey, watch this comedy skit! <youtube link>
You: k
Friend: What did you think?
You: heh. funny.
Friend: Watch this one, too. <youtube link>
Five minutes pass.
You: lol. ok watch this: <youtube link>
Friend: Sorry, I'm busy.
You: youtube bully.
by Moggraider August 6, 2009
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krystal ball

(v, tr.)

Hampering a political candidate's chances of winning an election by circulating compromising old photos of the candidate on the internet. The term is especially applicable to sexually suggestive photos.

The term is based on the 2010 congressional campaign of 28-year-old Virginia businesswoman Krystal Ball, who received negative publicity after photos of her sucking on a Halloween dildo during the 2007 holiday were unearthed.
Student 1: Hahaha. Ben's blog swears he's going to run for Congress in a few years. Quick, let's save some pictures so we can krystal ball him later!

(Student 2 logs onto Facebook and begins to save photos of their "friend").
by Moggraider November 1, 2010
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toxx clause

A rule originating on the Something Awful message boards that calls for the banning of a member who does not follow his own proclamation. These proclamations are typically in the form of "If X happens, I will do Y." The person who posts the claim is asked to follow through with his promised act or be banned for lying.
This rule originated from a forum member, Toxx, stating he would tape together the parts of his nether regions if a message board topic reached 5,000 replies. The Something Awful Administrator ordered that he post pictures of the completed act. No pictures were produced, and Toxx was banned as a result. The Toxx clause was instituted as a rule to discourage future members from making exaggerated claims.

Example poster 1: "If he sells this laptop to me for $200, I will eat my shorts."
Example poster 2: "Sell it to him just so we can test the Toxx clause."
by Moggraider January 14, 2008
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TCHBO

"The cows have been owned."


cow - slang term for PS2 fanboy on Gamespot forums.
by Moggraider September 1, 2004
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