Moggraider's definitions

celebrity deathsave

being saved from disgrace, humiliation, or other shameful circumstances that would lead to resignation by having a number of celebrity deaths divert media attention away from oneself

Governor Mark Sanford would've had to resign over all those hiking trips if it wasn't for Michael Jackson dying. What a celebrity deathsave.

by Moggraider July 7, 2009

snapewife

A member of a group of middle-aged women on the internet who believe they are all married to Severus Snape from the Harry Potter books -- on the astral plane. They have real-life meetings where they take turns channeling the spirit of Snape so they can have wedding ceremonies with him.

There is in-fighting over whom Snape loves more and whether Snape is an emotional wooby who just needs to be loved, or a domineering master who lives to be dominant.

A snapewife loves the fictional character of Severus Snape.

by Moggraider April 3, 2008

trail of triumph

An alternate name for the walk of shame, wherein an undergrad youth slinks home from the residence of a member of the opposite sex after a night out partying. Especially applicable to males after a first successful venture.

"I don't think the name 'walk of shame' is appropriate for me. Frankly, I'd prefer to call it a trail of triumph."

by Moggraider February 12, 2010

weatherfucked

To be screwed out of arriving somewhere on time by inclement weather. Applies especially to planes.

Ackpth! I'm weatherfucked! I'll miss my connecting flight.

by Moggraider October 16, 2009

womb

v., tr. to penetrate a woman vaginally, so deeply and/or with so much effort that, in theory, the penis reaches the womb.

She sucks in breath sharply and out of pained astonishment pitched like delight utters, "You're wombing me!"

by Moggraider December 22, 2008

watergate

v., transitive

Taping over a door latch to prevent the door from locking. This verb is named in honor of the Watergate scandal, where this behavior was exhibited.

Who Watergated the doors?

by Moggraider April 5, 2008

avatar activism

Similar to facebook activism, the belief that no-commitment activities will result in meaningful social change. This meme results from the belief that awareness is all that is necessary to improve society, rather than actually donating money or time.

Real examples of avatar activism:

I changed my Twitter avatar to green to support Iranis!

I blacked out my avatar to support awareness of Australia's Black Saturday!

by Moggraider June 25, 2009