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womb

v., tr. to penetrate a woman vaginally, so deeply and/or with so much effort that, in theory, the penis reaches the womb.
She sucks in breath sharply and out of pained astonishment pitched like delight utters, "You're wombing me!"
by Moggraider December 22, 2008
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NSFOPW

I disagree that a photo of a woman's back with a knife in her neck is NSFW.

I think it's at best NSFOPW.
by Moggraider February 3, 2010
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josta

The best soft drink in the history of the world. Pepsi's short-lived venture into the field of making a soda that's actually GOOD was a tasty, guarana-filled fruit delicacy.
"Damn, this Josta drink kicks ass!"
by Moggraider January 19, 2005
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family planning

v., tr.

Fraudulently joining up with friends on a "family plan" offered by a cell phone service provider.
"Hey man, you have to ditch that terrible phone. It takes ten minutes for you to text me."
"You're right. I've been thinking about jumping ship and family planning it with a friend."
by Moggraider August 20, 2009
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threadcop

a person who enforces message board rules in an imperious, incessant, or otherwise annoying manner.
The term "threadcop" originates from the idea of calling a message board topic a "thread." This hails back to the naming conventions of older message board systems.
by Moggraider October 16, 2008
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krystal ball

(v, tr.)

Hampering a political candidate's chances of winning an election by circulating compromising old photos of the candidate on the internet. The term is especially applicable to sexually suggestive photos.

The term is based on the 2010 congressional campaign of 28-year-old Virginia businesswoman Krystal Ball, who received negative publicity after photos of her sucking on a Halloween dildo during the 2007 holiday were unearthed.
Student 1: Hahaha. Ben's blog swears he's going to run for Congress in a few years. Quick, let's save some pictures so we can krystal ball him later!

(Student 2 logs onto Facebook and begins to save photos of their "friend").
by Moggraider November 1, 2010
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youtube bully

A youtube bully dominates your instant message conversations by repeatedly linking you to youtube videos and expecting you to watch right away.

Some youtube bullies are actually reluctant to watch videos YOU link them to, also.
Friend: Hey, watch this comedy skit! <youtube link>
You: k
Friend: What did you think?
You: heh. funny.
Friend: Watch this one, too. <youtube link>
Five minutes pass.
You: lol. ok watch this: <youtube link>
Friend: Sorry, I'm busy.
You: youtube bully.
by Moggraider August 6, 2009
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