Moggraider's definitions

TCHBO

"The cows have been owned."


cow - slang term for PS2 fanboy on Gamespot forums.

lolzorz Star Ocean 3 flopped. TCHBO.

by Moggraider September 1, 2004

headpeeper

A psychologist or psychiatrist, esp. one tasked with psychological evaluations.

Here's a file on Dr. Manhattan. Let's see what the corporate headpeepers say.

by Moggraider July 24, 2009

snapewife

A member of a group of middle-aged women on the internet who believe they are all married to Severus Snape from the Harry Potter books -- on the astral plane. They have real-life meetings where they take turns channeling the spirit of Snape so they can have wedding ceremonies with him.

There is in-fighting over whom Snape loves more and whether Snape is an emotional wooby who just needs to be loved, or a domineering master who lives to be dominant.

A snapewife loves the fictional character of Severus Snape.

by Moggraider April 3, 2008

celebrity deathsave

being saved from disgrace, humiliation, or other shameful circumstances that would lead to resignation by having a number of celebrity deaths divert media attention away from oneself

Governor Mark Sanford would've had to resign over all those hiking trips if it wasn't for Michael Jackson dying. What a celebrity deathsave.

by Moggraider July 7, 2009

ackpth

An exclamation formed by combining "ack" and "pth;" used to express surprise, alarm, disgust, or disgusted alarmed surprise; a scream conjoined with a sputter

1. Ackpth! I'm a dumbass. I forgot my homework.
2. Ackpth! My Xbox 360 stopped working!
3. Ackpth! My phone's gone missing.

by Moggraider July 19, 2009

dead phone routine

A person's excuse that they flaked out on an agreed-upon meeting or date with you because their phone was not working, not paid, or not charged. These excuses are often belied by the fact that a call to the user results in a normal dial tone, rather than going straight to voicemail.

The dead phone routine usually goes something like this:

1. "Sorry, I got stuck downtown and my phone died."
2. "Hey I just got my phone back up I had to pay it first."

by Moggraider April 29, 2014

advertunity

An opportunity for product placement in a mass media production.

Corporate sponsors of TV shows force their products into the show all the time, exploiting every possible advertunity.

by Moggraider August 2, 2009