MoJo's definitions

fedijio

One who fedijes. A person with fedije like characteristics.

Man, davin is such a fedijio

by Mojo September 29, 2004

marto

Attraction to members of the opposite sex solely because they are already in a long-term, committed relationship.

"She's beautiful, sexy and funny, but since she's single she just doesn't have that Marto factor for me".

by Mojo March 29, 2005

Cunto

Alternative name for Malcolm Johnson.

Malcolm 'cunto' Johnson

by mojo December 14, 2004

fanny baws

Much like Cunto and baw bag - This is an alternative name for Malcolm Johnson.

GTF Fanny Baws. See also Cunto

by mojo December 14, 2004

esmi'd

Owned +1.

When Saying "Owned" just doesn't seem enough, the word ESMI'D usually comes in quite handy.

Derived from the word SEMI, as in semi-truck, but was changed to ESMI on a drunken AIM chat.

"OMFG! He totally got ESMI'D!"

by Mojo January 7, 2005

rise

To get someone emotionally upset, or to get them to acknowledge in a profound way what was said.

Last night I really got a rise out of Linda when I told her what her boyfriend had done.

by Mojo January 12, 2005

Kent State

A gathering place for under-achievers between the ages of 18 and 31, located on the site of a former National Guard shooting range.

I don't know what I want to do with my life, man, but my moms wants me to get me an education so I'm gonna chill for a while at Kent State.

by Mojo February 15, 2005