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Carni-cooties is after you leave the County Fair or State Fair the creepy feelings you have on your skin. Knowing that you touched the same thing as a carni worker or the freaks that only come outside once a year to go to the fair.
#1 - I feel like there are ticks crawling all over my skin after leaving the fair, it must be the carni -cooties.
#2 - Maddie, DON"T TOUCH ANYTHING UNTIL AFTER YOU HAVE WASHED YOU HANDS 5 TIMES!!!!! I think we got some carni-cooties on us.
#2 - Maddie, DON"T TOUCH ANYTHING UNTIL AFTER YOU HAVE WASHED YOU HANDS 5 TIMES!!!!! I think we got some carni-cooties on us.
by Mitchell man August 2, 2009
Get the Carni -cooties mug.That Andy sure can't have a normal conversation. I think he suffers from comedication. He always has to throw in a stupid joke just to answer a simple question.
Q: Andy, do you know what time it is?
A: Yeah, it's half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls. No, it's really 9:45 am.
Q: Andy, do you know what time it is?
A: Yeah, it's half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls. No, it's really 9:45 am.
by Mitchell man September 23, 2009
Get the comedication mug.pitch-in pride perker is a person who "sacrifices" themselves at pitch-in dinners. At a pitch-in dinner someone always brings in something that looks or sounds terrible, they are the ones who take a slice so the person who brought it doesn't know that their food is gross.
Johnny - " What the Hell is that pile of crap over on that platter?"
Alan - " That is my grandma's "Pig intestines stuffed with gopher milk. I am taking a slice just so Granny doesn't start crying. I won't eat it, just remove it from the platter and throw it away.
Johnny- Man you are one "pitch-in pride perker", I wish I could be more like you.
Alan - " That is my grandma's "Pig intestines stuffed with gopher milk. I am taking a slice just so Granny doesn't start crying. I won't eat it, just remove it from the platter and throw it away.
Johnny- Man you are one "pitch-in pride perker", I wish I could be more like you.
by Mitchell man November 4, 2009
Get the pitch-in pride perker mug.chocomaniac is when you devour everything/anything that is chocolate. The craze that happens during your chocolate frenzy.
Madeline is going bonkers with that 5 lb Hershey bar that she got for her birthday. Yes, she is definitley a chocomaniac and she is going to get herself sick.
by Mitchell man November 9, 2009
Get the chocomaniac mug.balls to drop is a term for lack of courage. A reward for an act of courage your "balls could drop". Turning you from a boy to a man.
Steve: I am not going to jump off the diving board. I don't even know how to swim.
Ryan: Come on man, get those balls to drop.
Steve (jumps and swims): that wasn't too bad, I did fine.
Ryan: Congratulations, I think at 45 years old, your balls have officially dropped. Your voices sounds deeper too.
Ryan: Come on man, get those balls to drop.
Steve (jumps and swims): that wasn't too bad, I did fine.
Ryan: Congratulations, I think at 45 years old, your balls have officially dropped. Your voices sounds deeper too.
by Mitchell man September 3, 2010
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When someone has to poop so bad that the turd breaks thru the asshole and touches your underwear (but not quite pooping your pants)
When someone has to poop so bad that the turd breaks thru the asshole and touches your underwear (but not quite pooping your pants)
by Mitchell man May 15, 2008
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