Mister Ignorant's definitions

jumanji

What to say when a herd of rhinos come chasing towards you.

"I know what to do ... JUMANJI!"
*rhinos still chase you*
"Run!"

by Mister Ignorant May 13, 2004

supperman

The fat hungry version of Superman

"Is it a bird?"
"Is it a plane?"
"No it's Supperman eating King Kong!"

by Mister Ignorant March 29, 2004

11 88 88

One of the 118 numbers.

Double 1 Double 8 Double 8!

by Mister Ignorant April 26, 2004

S.W.A.T

That crap film starring that turd face Colin Farrell.

Why does the cool Samuel L. Jackson have to waste time starring in a movie with that turd. Just shoot Farrell down and make us all happy.

by Mister Ignorant June 25, 2004

Laurel and Hardy

Comedy that is awesome, just awesome.

Screw Friends, Laurel and Hardy beats them anyday.

by Mister Ignorant May 12, 2004

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

See abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm or abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz? There's only way to find out ... FIGHT!

by Mister Ignorant May 17, 2004

47

A number regularly mentioned on Alias

Sydney was wheeled near room 47 in her dreams.

by Mister Ignorant May 17, 2004