Mister Ignorant's definitions

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See abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm or abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz? There's only way to find out ... FIGHT!

by Mister Ignorant May 17, 2004

Urs Meier

The referee that screwed England out of their rightful place in a football tournament.

It should have been England 2 - 1 Portugal had it not been for Urs Meier.

by Mister Ignorant June 25, 2004

jack sparrow

The worst pirate we have ever seen.

But we have heard of him!

by Mister Ignorant May 17, 2004

Handsome Pete

A lookalike of Krusty the Klown

"Who's this?"
*part blown Krusty balloon*
"Arr! That be Handsome Pete!"

by Mister Ignorant May 14, 2004

eurovision

A joke ... but we like it anyway!

Highlights of 2004's Eurovision song contest:

- Satelite feed of woman blowing her nose
- Xena Warrior Princesses from Ukraine winning
- UK getting more than 0 this year (hurray!)

Best served with Terry Wogan

by Mister Ignorant May 17, 2004

TLC

Tables, Ladders & Chairs Match!

"D-Von get the tables!"
"CONCHAIRTO!"
"Jeff Hardy hits a Swanton Bomb off a ladder!"

by Mister Ignorant May 1, 2004

to me to you

What the Chuckle Brothers say to each other in every episode of ChuckleVision.

"To me!"
"To you!"
"To me!"
"To you!"
"To me!"
"To you!"
"To me!"
"To you!"
"To me!"
"To you!"
"To me!"
"To you!"
"To me!"
"To you!"
etc.

by Mister Ignorant May 14, 2004