Mister Ignorant's definitions

scroll lock

Quite handy tool for Microsoft Excel. Basically if you have that thing on, you can scroll around the spreadsheet without having to move the selection on a cell.

There! See! Scroll Lock has a use!

by Mister Ignorant April 23, 2004

non-smokers

See Ireland

Their new anti-smoking laws start today.

by Mister Ignorant March 29, 2004

come here ow

Starts with "Come here" and ends with "Ow"

"What starts with come here and ends with ow?"
"What?"
"Come here"
*punch*
"Owww!"

by Mister Ignorant March 29, 2004