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"Certified Piece of Ass" "Certified PHAT Ass" Describes someone with an incredibly attractive ass. A.k.a. Badonkadonk
by MistahTom November 25, 2005
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Get the drugstore cowboy mug.Its when a woman puts her legs behind her head and the man cracks an egg in a bowl with chopped up ham and chives and cheese, mixes it up and pours it into her ass. Then she squats over a hot griddle and shits the mix onto the griddle. The man cooks the mixture and eats it.
by Mistahtom September 6, 2005
Get the Portuguese Omlet mug.A term used to describe a 3rd person when reminiscing on a dumb act they performed or a stupid action they did at one time.
synonymous with this fucking guy
synonymous with this fucking guy
Bob: Did I tell you about what Joe did? That fucking guy, he used the scope on his pellet rifle to look at girls in the adjacent apartment. Then the cops come knocking on his door looking for him.
Tom: What a dumbass, that fucking guy needs his balls removed so he won't ever have kids.
Tom: What a dumbass, that fucking guy needs his balls removed so he won't ever have kids.
by MistahTom June 13, 2006
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Get the rry mug.That whistle that gang members or a scrap use to identify themselves in a large crowd or over a lengthy distance. This is only done by Mexican gang members.
by MistahTom June 17, 2006
Get the scrap whistle mug.Manager guy: I got a VP position at Wal-mart because I did a presentation on how the company is good for communities.
Man: I had to write a paper on feminism to pass my women's study class and graduate
Sometimes you've just gotta bite the bullshit
Man: I had to write a paper on feminism to pass my women's study class and graduate
Sometimes you've just gotta bite the bullshit
by Mistahtom December 23, 2005
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