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A reference to a Budweiser commercial where an overloaded table server sticks a free finger in a bottle of Budweiser in order to serve one more item.
Its now some type of "Man Law"
Its now some type of "Man Law"
Bob: Hey Bryan, are you gonna eat that ::sticks his finger in Bryan's food::
Bryan: You poke it you own it.
Bryan: You poke it you own it.
by mistahtom May 23, 2006
Get the you poke it you own it mug.A term used to describe a 3rd person when reminiscing on a dumb act they performed or a stupid action they did at one time.
synonymous with this fucking guy
synonymous with this fucking guy
Bob: Did I tell you about what Joe did? That fucking guy, he used the scope on his pellet rifle to look at girls in the adjacent apartment. Then the cops come knocking on his door looking for him.
Tom: What a dumbass, that fucking guy needs his balls removed so he won't ever have kids.
Tom: What a dumbass, that fucking guy needs his balls removed so he won't ever have kids.
by MistahTom June 13, 2006
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Get the drugstore cowboy mug.Its when a woman puts her legs behind her head and the man cracks an egg in a bowl with chopped up ham and chives and cheese, mixes it up and pours it into her ass. Then she squats over a hot griddle and shits the mix onto the griddle. The man cooks the mixture and eats it.
by Mistahtom September 6, 2005
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(1) To be without clothing
Slang definition
(2) When you have all things of value taken from you in a hold up.
(1) To be without clothing
Slang definition
(2) When you have all things of value taken from you in a hold up.
(1) I like to see girls naked
(2) Robber - Get naked foo'
Robbee - Ok, ok just don't call me a Racist
(2) Robber - Get naked foo'
Robbee - Ok, ok just don't call me a Racist
by MistahTom November 6, 2005
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