MistahTom's definitions

scrap whistle

That whistle that gang members or a scrap use to identify themselves in a large crowd or over a lengthy distance. This is only done by Mexican gang members.

X used his scrap whistle to find Y at Great America.

by MistahTom June 17, 2006

rry

Azn parody of rly but it gets messed up when Engrish speaking people try to say it.

Hay Kim, are you ronery?
Yah I rry am.

by MistahTom November 2, 2005

that fucking guy

A term used to describe a 3rd person when reminiscing on a dumb act they performed or a stupid action they did at one time.
synonymous with this fucking guy

Bob: Did I tell you about what Joe did? That fucking guy, he used the scope on his pellet rifle to look at girls in the adjacent apartment. Then the cops come knocking on his door looking for him.

Tom: What a dumbass, that fucking guy needs his balls removed so he won't ever have kids.

by MistahTom June 13, 2006

you poke it you own it

A reference to a Budweiser commercial where an overloaded table server sticks a free finger in a bottle of Budweiser in order to serve one more item.

Its now some type of "Man Law"

Bob: Hey Bryan, are you gonna eat that ::sticks his finger in Bryan's food::

Bryan: You poke it you own it.

by mistahtom May 23, 2006

ninjas

A group (ninjas) or single person (ninja) that is trained in the martial arts. They are the coolest thing on the planet and live in competition with pirates.

Ninjas are so cool that I flipped out, kicked my mom in the face and crapped my pants all in one motion.

by MistahTom November 2, 2005

Foxcatcher five

An amateur wrestling move created by multi-millionaire turned criminal John du Pont. It is executed in the down position by grabbing your opponents balls from behind.

John du Pont is a crazy mo fo who created the Foxcatcher Five.

by MistahTom December 10, 2005

shlitz

Splitting your pants as you shit them.

I bent over and got so scared that I shlitz my pants.

by MistahTom August 23, 2005