MistahTom's definitions

cafe au lay

Interracial hardcore porn. Cafe = Black; au lay = white. "au lay" is a play on words with au lait which means "with milk" in French.

Jackson Brown and Cheryl White made a "Cafe au Lay" in a Detroit motel room.

by Mistahtom January 13, 2006

MTBE

Methyl Tertiary Butyl Ether. An oxidizer that was put into gasoline in California a few years back that would bump up the gasoline's efficiency. Later replaced with ethanol because it allegedly contaminated underground wells.

MTBE is bad for the environment.

by Mistahtom January 14, 2006

Pussy Fairy

A nick-name for the booty call that visited you last night.

Bryan: How was your Friday night?
Tom: The Pussy Fairy visited me.
Bryan: Nice.

by Mistahtom January 15, 2006

mester

Short for semester. Like semester but its actually 'mester.

I freakin' failed o. chem last mester

by Mistahtom March 4, 2006

James the Nigga hatin' dolphin

Alias of former tv star Flipper the dolphin. On Chappelle's Show, he was put into the community pool to scare off all the black folks because he hates them.

Man 1: Holy shit its James the Nigga hatin' dolphin.

White Man: They called him Flipper, Flipper, faster than white lightening.

by mistahtom June 28, 2006

get off the short bus

an expression used to tell someone to stop acting like such a retard or to pay attention.

Person 1 (usually from a bible belt state): "Hey man, I think intelligent design is good theory."

Person 2 (not from a bible belt state): "Man get off the short bus."

by mistahtom July 18, 2006

Dork It Up

To interject a non-nerdy conversation with really nerdy comment thus distupting the conversation.

The nerdy comment may/may not come from someone who is not contributing anything to the conversation.

Bob: Wow Spiderman II was really bad.

Nerd 1: Did you know tritium is an isotope of hydrogen?

Bob: Why you gotta dork it up for everything, Nerd?!

by mistahtom July 23, 2006