MistahTom's definitions

naked

Original definition
(1) To be without clothing

Slang definition
(2) When you have all things of value taken from you in a hold up.

(1) I like to see girls naked

(2) Robber - Get naked foo'
Robbee - Ok, ok just don't call me a Racist

by MistahTom November 6, 2005

Circuit Bazaar

A Circuit City that is overrun with Indian people asking questions about rebates and sales.

Indian man - Excuse me do you work here?

CC Associate (in a red CC shirt) - No, I'm just employed here. They don't pay me enough to work.

by Mistahtom September 5, 2005

trash jenga

When the garbage gets piled so high that you and your roommates carefully place trash on top to form a tower. The one who is unfortunate in having the tower collapse on them is then responsible for taking out the trash.

Bill, William and Billiam played trash jenga and Bill lost.

by MistahTom October 21, 2005

Ambicestuous

Someone who is willing to go both ways with their family members i.e. have sex with mom and/or dad.

Bryan screwed his mom, dad, sister and brother. That makes him ambicestuous.

by MistahTom September 6, 2005

cabin fever

Spending too much time in the cabin of a ship and getting sick of your mates in the process.

Scurvy Bill The Wej, Cap'n Knappy and Cap'n Kike all got cabin fever from too much time on the Jolly Roger

by mistahtom November 22, 2005

you poke it you own it

A reference to a Budweiser commercial where an overloaded table server sticks a free finger in a bottle of Budweiser in order to serve one more item.

Its now some type of "Man Law"

Bob: Hey Bryan, are you gonna eat that ::sticks his finger in Bryan's food::

Bryan: You poke it you own it.

by mistahtom May 23, 2006

Loomer

An extremely long and skinny french-fry. Like one that is over 7 inches.

Damn that french-fry is HUGE! Its a loomer!

by MistahTom September 27, 2005