MistahTom's definitions

naked

Original definition
(1) To be without clothing

Slang definition
(2) When you have all things of value taken from you in a hold up.

(1) I like to see girls naked

(2) Robber - Get naked foo'
Robbee - Ok, ok just don't call me a Racist

by MistahTom November 6, 2005

krelm

The dried product on the top of a squeeze bottle or any type of product dispensing container. Ketchup, hair gel, tooth paste, ointment, shave cream....you name it.

The krelm almost entirely useless and is nasty.

by MistahTom April 6, 2006

cuntstomer

Customer + Cunt = Cuntstomer. Describes retail customers who think you should wait on them hand and foot. Especially try to act like they know more than you when they ask you a question.

I told the cuntstomer we don't return Betamax players, especially ones without reciepts.

Circuit City has a lot of cuntstomers.

by mistahtom November 29, 2005

San Diego Thank You

Kissing someone while they're taking a shit.

Stan: I'm gonna go to the bathroom

Roger: Go give him a kiss while he's fartin' one out. Go give him a San Diego Thank You.

by Mistahtom April 19, 2010

FOB

*Expanded Definition*

1) "Fresh Off the Boat" usually pertains to Asians, Arabs, Russians or Indians (not Native American)

2) "Fresh Over the Border" Include people from south of the American/Mexican border. Mainly illegal Mexican immigrants.

"I went to Wal-Mart and there were FOBs as far as the eye can see."

Look at the FOBs in-front of the Home Depot

by MistahTom November 2, 2005

Difference Barrier

The politically correct aka pc term for a fence.

The United States needs to build a better difference barrier between itself and Mexico

by MistahTom June 11, 2006

drugstore cowboy

A poseur cowboy. One who dresses up as a cowboy to do non-cowboy activities

Todd only dresses up as a cowboy when he goes clubbing. He is a drugstore cowboy.

by MistahTom August 28, 2005