Mind_surgeon's definitions

Sidetwacked

A person who cannot stay on task ever for one reason or the other

Dude, did you see Roger last night? I heard he’s still sidetwacked this morning

by Mind_surgeon June 2, 2022

Hibernate Hoe

Someone who began as a Hoe but a life event caused them to stop being that Hoe. ie. pregnancy, STD, injury etc. But without fail... once a Hoe always a Hoe.

Man, I've been married 13 years and I just found out my Old Lady is a Hibernate Hoe. She spreading them legs like warm butter

by Mind_surgeon November 17, 2022

Wopadopolis

A place where you go to relax and chill with friends. Once you get there you never want to leave.

Are we hanging at the big table at Wopadopolis tonight? I can’t wait.

by Mind_surgeon April 11, 2022

Bye-Polar

The exact moment an individual has decided that they can not deal with someone’s mental disorder any longer and leaves.

Yo, you hear about Gil moving to Mexico? He got tired of Blondey’s crazy ass and went Bye-Polar.

by Mind_surgeon March 1, 2023

Shady Dale

A small town with a population of 259 located in NE Georgia. It’s best known to be the setting of the best selling book “When The Black Widow Calls” by: Gil Tee. Based on true events, a lady was luring men in and sucking the life from them in a short period of time, most losing their life.

Yo, have you seen McGill lately? He looks to have the life sucked from him. Yeah… I told him to keep his ass out of Shady Dale he just won’t listen.

by Mind_surgeon March 2, 2023

Mistyfied

The feeling you get in your chest and throat when you meet the most beautiful creature ever created.

Count gil out for any future events I witnessed him get mistyfied last night.

by Mind_surgeon July 3, 2022

Kennedy’s Cobb

A poisonous vegetable that rests below the outer edible kernels. The Cobb is often mistaken for a delightful and delicious source of protein. Instead it attacks your internal organs and gastrointestinal system by clogging and filling with shit. It never ends well

Shit, I hung out with that chick Christine cuz she looked delicious from a distance. After hanging with her for just a little bit she’s reall a Kennedy’s Cobb

by Mind_surgeon March 24, 2023