Mind_surgeon's definitions

Cliff Diving

To abruptly dive into a situation without thinking it through.

Man I sure lost my ass on this deal. I should’ve thought about first instead I went Cliff Diving.

by Mind_surgeon March 21, 2023

EMPLOYFLEE

Employflee (noun) – A person who presents themselves as an eager job hunter but, once hired, avoids work at all costs.

I thought he was a serious job hunter, but turns out he’s just an employflee showed up for orientation and disappeared before lunch.

by Mind_surgeon March 15, 2025

Grafty

An individual that’s had skin grafts placed upon their body in all the right places. Most view these grafts as sexy as they would a great tattoo.

Girl… did you see Gil on the dance floor last night? He’s Grafty and just my type.

by Mind_surgeon July 21, 2022

SS Squirter

A day cruiser style jet boat often found in the salt marshes of South Georgia.

Dude I saw the SS Squirter flying down Tybee Creek yesterday full of chicks. They must still be giving free Big Macs with a ride

by Mind_surgeon July 21, 2022

Griffin-Dickin

The act of giving a female “all of it” causing them to fall in lust quickly.

Man… I caught this girl peeping in my window last night. I should’ve never given her a Griffin-Dickin.

by Mind_surgeon August 12, 2022

Blakeley

A great friend who exudes beauty, intelligence and creativity. As an artist her art flows with vibrant colors displaying the Caribbean Culture sewn deep within.

As an author her Erotic Fiction has been said to be as good or better than E.L. James. Her intellect and captivating story telling abilities will have you rock hard or soaking wet after just a few paragraphs.

With infectious laughter, deep loving eyes and a magnetic personality you cannot help but be drawn to her.

Her sex appeal is undeniable, with her long hair, beautiful face and perfect body. In just a white T-shirt to an elegant gown she is one of the sexiest. Bare skin she is an unbelievable, irresistible work of art.

Dude, is that Blakeley that's with Gil tonight? Fuck yeah, lucky bastard

by Mind_surgeon April 29, 2023

Squashapeño

A squash that was grown near peppers which makes it very spicy.

Damn… Big Mac acts like he’s got a squashapeño up his ass today.

by Mind_surgeon April 16, 2022