Mind_surgeon's definitions

Hibernate Hoe

Someone who began as a Hoe but a life event caused them to stop being that Hoe. ie. pregnancy, STD, injury etc. But without fail... once a Hoe always a Hoe.

Man, I've been married 13 years and I just found out my Old Lady is a Hibernate Hoe. She spreading them legs like warm butter

by Mind_surgeon November 17, 2022

Sidetwacked

A person who cannot stay on task ever for one reason or the other

Dude, did you see Roger last night? I heard he’s still sidetwacked this morning

by Mind_surgeon June 2, 2022

Cliff Diving

To abruptly dive into a situation without thinking it through.

Man I sure lost my ass on this deal. I should’ve thought about first instead I went Cliff Diving.

by Mind_surgeon March 21, 2023

R/Z

A type of whining usually reserved for a toddler that an adult male exhibits when he’s unhappy.

“Dude, did you see Gil’s texts this morning? He was crying some R/Z tears”

by Mind_surgeon June 2, 2022

Kennedy’s Cobb

A poisonous vegetable that rests below the outer edible kernels. The Cobb is often mistaken for a delightful and delicious source of protein. Instead it attacks your internal organs and gastrointestinal system by clogging and filling with shit. It never ends well

Shit, I hung out with that chick Christine cuz she looked delicious from a distance. After hanging with her for just a little bit she’s reall a Kennedy’s Cobb

by Mind_surgeon March 24, 2023

Mistyfied

The feeling you get in your chest and throat when you meet the most beautiful creature ever created.

Count gil out for any future events I witnessed him get mistyfied last night.

by Mind_surgeon July 3, 2022

Double Shot Delores

A Nickname given to a truly awesome lady. One that refuses a single shot of liquor can outdrink anyone in the room pouring double shots until she’s the last one standing.

This unique lady is a friend of all friends. If she calls you a friend she will go to the ends of the earth for you and back. She will love you with her heart, soul and being. She only deserves the best of best friends in return.

She is always quick to give a hand at whatever you may be doing, whether it’s digging a ditch or baking a pie. That is of course, if someone’s got a bottle, a shot glass and are willing to throw two shots down with her.

Do you know why Gil is down and out? Yeah he’s missing Double Shot Delores and is worried she’s disowned him

by Mind_surgeon March 28, 2023