Mind_surgeon's definitions

Cliff Diving

To abruptly dive into a situation without thinking it through.

Man I sure lost my ass on this deal. I should’ve thought about first instead I went Cliff Diving.

by Mind_surgeon March 21, 2023

SS Squirter

A day cruiser style jet boat often found in the salt marshes of South Georgia.

Dude I saw the SS Squirter flying down Tybee Creek yesterday full of chicks. They must still be giving free Big Macs with a ride

by Mind_surgeon July 21, 2022

Grafty

An individual that’s had skin grafts placed upon their body in all the right places. Most view these grafts as sexy as they would a great tattoo.

Girl… did you see Gil on the dance floor last night? He’s Grafty and just my type.

by Mind_surgeon July 21, 2022

Sidetwacked

A person who cannot stay on task ever for one reason or the other

Dude, did you see Roger last night? I heard he’s still sidetwacked this morning

by Mind_surgeon June 2, 2022

Zink Kink

A disorder often confused with being kinky. It is a much more sinister and complicated disorder often times described by others as wild and dangerous while still being submissive.

Roger is sitting on his seat with a donut cushion. He must’ve got his Zink Kink on last night

by Mind_surgeon July 3, 2022

Zinc Stink

A very strong unpleasant male sexual odor This odor more often than not comes from being with multiple partners without showering.

Dude, I told Roger to go wash his junk. He had the zinc stink goin on

by Mind_surgeon July 3, 2022

Blakeley

A great friend who exudes beauty, intelligence and creativity. As an artist her art flows with vibrant colors displaying the Caribbean Culture sewn deep within.

As an author her Erotic Fiction has been said to be as good or better than E.L. James. Her intellect and captivating story telling abilities will have you rock hard or soaking wet after just a few paragraphs.

With infectious laughter, deep loving eyes and a magnetic personality you cannot help but be drawn to her.

Her sex appeal is undeniable, with her long hair, beautiful face and perfect body. In just a white T-shirt to an elegant gown she is one of the sexiest. Bare skin she is an unbelievable, irresistible work of art.

Dude, is that Blakeley that's with Gil tonight? Fuck yeah, lucky bastard

by Mind_surgeon April 29, 2023