Mind_surgeon's definitions

Zink Kink

A disorder often confused with being kinky. It is a much more sinister and complicated disorder often times described by others as wild and dangerous while still being submissive.

Roger is sitting on his seat with a donut cushion. He must’ve got his Zink Kink on last night

by Mind_surgeon July 3, 2022

Zinc Stink

A very strong unpleasant male sexual odor This odor more often than not comes from being with multiple partners without showering.

Dude, I told Roger to go wash his junk. He had the zinc stink goin on

by Mind_surgeon July 3, 2022

Mistyfied

The feeling you get in your chest and throat when you meet the most beautiful creature ever created.

Count gil out for any future events I witnessed him get mistyfied last night.

by Mind_surgeon July 3, 2022

Kennedy’s Cobb

A poisonous vegetable that rests below the outer edible kernels. The Cobb is often mistaken for a delightful and delicious source of protein. Instead it attacks your internal organs and gastrointestinal system by clogging and filling with shit. It never ends well

Shit, I hung out with that chick Christine cuz she looked delicious from a distance. After hanging with her for just a little bit she’s reall a Kennedy’s Cobb

by Mind_surgeon March 24, 2023

Sidetwacked

A person who cannot stay on task ever for one reason or the other

Dude, did you see Roger last night? I heard he’s still sidetwacked this morning

by Mind_surgeon June 2, 2022

EMPLOYFLEE

Employflee (noun) – A person who presents themselves as an eager job hunter but, once hired, avoids work at all costs.

I thought he was a serious job hunter, but turns out he’s just an employflee showed up for orientation and disappeared before lunch.

by Mind_surgeon March 15, 2025

Wopadopolis

A place where you go to relax and chill with friends. Once you get there you never want to leave.

Are we hanging at the big table at Wopadopolis tonight? I can’t wait.

by Mind_surgeon April 11, 2022