Militant Liberal's definitions

MA5B

The MA5B Assault Rifle is gas-operated and magazine-fed. It fires 7.62mm armor-piercing rounds. Rate of fire is limited by a soldier's ability to aim, fire and change magazines. Short, controlled bursts are more accurate than fully automatic fire.

MSgt. Rotteveel fired a three-round burst into the head of the crimson Elite.

by Militant Liberal April 16, 2005

John Asscrack

the nickname of former Secretary of Homeland Security, who lost in the 2000 Senate elections to a guy. Also created the nefarious Patriot Act which curtails many civil liberties.

Praise Kahless he's out of office.

by Militant Liberal March 18, 2005

love

Lust is the desire for their body; love is the desire for their soul.

That is all I have to say.

by Militant Liberal May 8, 2005

MA5B

The specific name for the of assault rifle used by the UNSC.

Corporal Bob blasted the Elite's head off with his trusty MA5B.

by Militant Liberal April 5, 2005

At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.

Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.

by Militant Liberal April 6, 2005

PMS

Pre-Menstrual Syndrome. What women go through if they aren't pregnant. Women on PMS tend to be bitchy, and angry for no reason. If your friend is on it, RUN FOR YOU LIFE!

There isn't much I envy about gay guys, but at least their boyfriends don't have PMS.

by Militant Liberal April 16, 2005

Pseudoultraantidisestablishmentarianism

false extreme opposition to the withdrawl of a state-sponsored religion

If you think I'm actually gonna type that, you're crazy.

by Militant Liberal April 19, 2005