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FAD

Friday Afternoon Drinks.

The earlier version of or prelude to FND.

After WAD the best of all AD's.

Probably the only AD that can be enjoyed on an almost weekly basis.

Biggest downside to FAD: because a lot of people only work parttime on Friday, there's a lot of civil servant or banker wankers in the pub. But on the upside, these people generally need to be home by 5, so when FND starts, they're all gone and you're nicely liquored up.

MAD, TAD and ThAD usually can't hold a candle to FAD.
A: Let's have lunch early today, OK?

B: Sure and later, we're going for FAD!!
by Milanifan January 21, 2011
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Cupcake

Release 1.5 of Google's Android.

Google didn't really go to market with Cupcake, Donut, release 1.6, was the first widely spread Android release.
A: Are you calling me a cupcake?

B: No man, I'm talking about Android phones, you donut!
by Milanifan October 18, 2010
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LTE

Long Term Evolution

Marketed by a lot of telco's as the forth generation in mobile networks (4G) but actually is still part of the third generation of mobile telecommunication and should actually be called 3.9G.

LTE Advanced, the already planned successor of LTE, will be a true 4G network.

LTE Advanced will theorattically reach a download speed of 1000 Mbit/s, LTE will have a maximum of 100 Mbit/s. LTE Advanced should be able to reach this this download speed even when you are in a moving car or train.
Wow, my iPhone is advanced, it has LTE already!
by Milanifan August 25, 2013
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Coevorden

(Sometimes misspelled as Coevoorden)

Fictional town in The Netherlands. No roads lead to Coevorden, no railways either. It does appear on maps, but no-one has ever been there or knows someone from Coevorden. It might be a code name for some secret militairy project. Everybody who claims to be from Coevorden or to have ever been there is part of the Coevorden-conspiracy (Dutch: Coevordencomplot). This conspiracy is probably linked to the Bielefeld-conspiracy.
X: Have you ever been in Coevorden?

Y: Sure, I was there only about two weeks ago.

X (to Z): Never trust Y again, he part of the Coevorden-conspiracy
by Milanifan August 29, 2010
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Sworny

Contraction of the words sweet and horny
Actually the best kind of horny, not in a dirty, filthy way, but in a sweet way.

Comparative: swornier

Superlative: sworniest
CC is so sworny, she's the sworniest girl in the world!
by Milanifan August 29, 2010
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Denise Milani

One of the hottest women on earth, if not the hottest.

Unfortunately she doesn't do any nude, but there 100's of sexy pictures in bikini, lingerie or tight clothing to be found on the internet.

If her boobs are 100% natural like she claims them to be, God must have been in a good mood when she was conceived. Combined with a perfect ass and a cute face, she is better than superwoman.

Denise was born in the Czech Republic and moved to the US, not unlike Veronica Zemanova. And although Zemanova does show boob, nipple and labia, she does have inflated tits. So Denise is the hotter one.
I wish Denise Milani would show some boob! Or at least a nipple...
by Milanifan January 19, 2011
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Orgasm

That awesome feeling between sex and having to go pee.
Good sex leads to a good orgasm which makes you wanna go pee.
by Milanifan January 20, 2011
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