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LINO

Laptop In Name Only
A 'laptop' so big and heavy, you can't really put it on your lap.
Dude, you said you were buying a laptop, that's a LINO!!
by Milanifan January 2, 2017
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Donut

Release 1.6 of Google's Android.

The first release that went to market in a substantial manner and made it tough for Apple's iPhone. HTC was one of the first hardware producers to embrace Donut, but many followed. Eclair was released only months after Donut was.
A: Are you joining the police, you're talking about donuts quite a bit?

B: No you Apple-fool, I bought myself a proper phone!
by Milanifan October 18, 2010
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Tuesday

Wow, Tuesday, tomorrow's Hump day already!
by Milanifan May 8, 2010
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Cupcake

Release 1.5 of Google's Android.

Google didn't really go to market with Cupcake, Donut, release 1.6, was the first widely spread Android release.
A: Are you calling me a cupcake?

B: No man, I'm talking about Android phones, you donut!
by Milanifan October 18, 2010
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FAD

Friday Afternoon Drinks.

The earlier version of or prelude to FND.

After WAD the best of all AD's.

Probably the only AD that can be enjoyed on an almost weekly basis.

Biggest downside to FAD: because a lot of people only work parttime on Friday, there's a lot of civil servant or banker wankers in the pub. But on the upside, these people generally need to be home by 5, so when FND starts, they're all gone and you're nicely liquored up.

MAD, TAD and ThAD usually can't hold a candle to FAD.
A: Let's have lunch early today, OK?

B: Sure and later, we're going for FAD!!
by Milanifan January 21, 2011
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ThAD

Thursday Afternoon Drinks.

The earlier version of or prelude to ThND.

If one failed to have a proper WND, one can decide to make up for it by going out for ThAD.

ThAD is no FAD or WAD, but it beats MAD and TAD for sure!
A: Did you have WND yesterday?

B: Me neither. Wanna make up for it?

A: Like the way you're thinking.

B: ThAD it is!!
by Milanifan February 19, 2011
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MAD

Monday Afternoon Drinks.

The earlier version of or prelude to MND.

MAD allows you to get really pissed if you do MND as well or mediocre drunk if you go home on time.

Doing MAD too often is bad for your social and work life because you will come across as a alcoholic hobo and eventually will become one. MAD is best enjoyed in the Christmas / New Year period.

although MAD can be fun, TAD, WAD, ThAD and FAD are better.
A: I don't feel like working.

B: Me neither.

A: Shall we go for a beer?

B: Already?

A: Sure, let's go MAD.
by Milanifan January 21, 2011
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