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Denise Milani

One of the hottest women on earth, if not the hottest.

Unfortunately she doesn't do any nude, but there 100's of sexy pictures in bikini, lingerie or tight clothing to be found on the internet.

If her boobs are 100% natural like she claims them to be, God must have been in a good mood when she was conceived. Combined with a perfect ass and a cute face, she is better than superwoman.

Denise was born in the Czech Republic and moved to the US, not unlike Veronica Zemanova. And although Zemanova does show boob, nipple and labia, she does have inflated tits. So Denise is the hotter one.
I wish Denise Milani would show some boob! Or at least a nipple...
by Milanifan January 19, 2011
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Eclair

Release 2.1 of Google's Android.

2.0 was also called Eclair, but this release never made it to the market. Bluethooth, digital zoom, Maps, browser and contact lists were among the improvements compared to Donut.

Eclair is Android's biggest success so far (October 2010), Froyo might beat Eclair and is bound to beat iPhone as well.
A: Do you want an eclair?

B: Oh my, are we serving posh candy today?
by Milanifan October 18, 2010
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La Chouffe

Pubquiz team from The Netherlands with members from Amsterdam and Utrecht.
They won Café Frieda's pubquiz three times, Café Kuijpers' pubquiz once and they finished second once at Kuijpers and once at Café Lust.

On January the 28th they will compete for the 7th time in a pubquiz, this time at Cafe Walvis in Amsterdam
Team La Chouffe is a great pubquiz team, they win almost everytime they show up.
by Milanifan January 25, 2014
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Sworty

Contration of the words Sweet and Shorty.
Usualy used as term of adorement for a person you love who's shorter then you. Use with caution though, not everyone likes to be called short (esp. men).
CC is such a sworty, she makes me sworny!
by Milanifan August 29, 2010
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Coevoorden

Fictional town in The Netherlands. No roads lead to Coevoorden, no railways either. It does appear on maps, but no-one has ever been there or knows someone from Coevoorden. It might be a code name for some secret militairy project. Everybody who claims to be from Coevoorden or to have ever been there is part of the Coevoorden-conspiracy (Dutch: Coevoordencomplot).
This conspiracy is probably linked to the Bielefeld-conspiracy.
X: Have you ever been in Coevoorden?

Y: Sure, I was there only about two weeks ago.

X (to Z): Never trust Y again, he part of the Coevoorden-conspiracy
by Milanifan August 28, 2010
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Sworny

Contraction of the words sweet and horny
Actually the best kind of horny, not in a dirty, filthy way, but in a sweet way.

Comparative: swornier

Superlative: sworniest
CC is so sworny, she's the sworniest girl in the world!
by Milanifan August 29, 2010
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MAD

Monday Afternoon Drinks.

The earlier version of or prelude to MND.

MAD allows you to get really pissed if you do MND as well or mediocre drunk if you go home on time.

Doing MAD too often is bad for your social and work life because you will come across as a alcoholic hobo and eventually will become one. MAD is best enjoyed in the Christmas / New Year period.

although MAD can be fun, TAD, WAD, ThAD and FAD are better.
A: I don't feel like working.

B: Me neither.

A: Shall we go for a beer?

B: Already?

A: Sure, let's go MAD.
by Milanifan January 21, 2011
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