Miklus's definitions

urban pirate

A hobo living downtown, with one eye, and an eyepatch, hence the term pirate. Usually has a 1980's bright pink windbreaker, safeway shopping cart filled with blankets, empties, etc.

*driving*
matt: "URBAN PIRATE!"
allison: "what! THERE"
mike: "Arrgg me heartie!"
allison: "Check for an eyepatch!"
matt: "there!"
*all*: "URBAN PIRATE!"

by miklus May 30, 2006

fruiture

Someone who you can see coming out of the closet, in the near or far "fruiture".

Derek: "Boy, Mike's sure flambouyant"
Ben: "Yeah, but he's not gay"
Derek: "I bet you'll see him in the fruiture"

by miklus June 1, 2006

skeez

1. Universal word. meaning everything from stress to skillz.

2. Skank, hoe bag

1: "fuck dude, I'm skeezin' over exams" (stress)
"Did you see that kickflip! its was skeez to the knees!"
2: "Jane fucked some random guy on main last night. for free!"

by Miklus April 22, 2006

c1rca

An overrated skateboard shoe companie. Get fallens or emericas, and to the fucknut who said emericas are like vans, thats what c1rcas are, and I have emericas, had emericas, love emericas, and I have a baker deck and some skintight jeans. But fuck reynolds, Kevin Long is the shit.

skater:I have new Emerica KSL 1's

poser: What are those, I have c1rcas, muska is my homie.

skater: fuck you

by Miklus April 26, 2006

Q-PDubs

The real name for a double quarter pounder.

Mike: mmm, that was one damn tasty cheeDubs

Pizey: I'm still hungry, I'm down for a Q-PDubs.

by miklus May 11, 2006

sad waves

when a person who has been dumped and still loves the other partner is overall happy, but whenever someone says something to remind them of that special person, they get his with a "wave of sadness".

Pizey: "Fuck, I have such a big phone phobia"

Mike: *in quiet voice* "She told me not to call her"

Pizey: "sad waves?"

Mike: "yeah"

by Miklus May 15, 2006

fweet

Fucking+Sweet=Fweet. Meaning anything really, really good.

man, drunk p00n, sleeping in your treehouse. FWEET!

by Miklus July 1, 2006