Miklus's definitions

pop dat cherry

To have sexual intercourse with a virgin

D00d, I'm gonna go pop dat cherry, the tite bitch is fuckin' baked

by Miklus April 4, 2006

urban pirate

A hobo living downtown, with one eye, and an eyepatch, hence the term pirate. Usually has a 1980's bright pink windbreaker, safeway shopping cart filled with blankets, empties, etc.

*driving*
matt: "URBAN PIRATE!"
allison: "what! THERE"
mike: "Arrgg me heartie!"
allison: "Check for an eyepatch!"
matt: "there!"
*all*: "URBAN PIRATE!"

by miklus May 30, 2006

fruiture

Someone who you can see coming out of the closet, in the near or far "fruiture".

Derek: "Boy, Mike's sure flambouyant"
Ben: "Yeah, but he's not gay"
Derek: "I bet you'll see him in the fruiture"

by miklus June 1, 2006

skeez

1. Universal word. meaning everything from stress to skillz.

2. Skank, hoe bag

1: "fuck dude, I'm skeezin' over exams" (stress)
"Did you see that kickflip! its was skeez to the knees!"
2: "Jane fucked some random guy on main last night. for free!"

by Miklus April 22, 2006

c1rca

An overrated skateboard shoe companie. Get fallens or emericas, and to the fucknut who said emericas are like vans, thats what c1rcas are, and I have emericas, had emericas, love emericas, and I have a baker deck and some skintight jeans. But fuck reynolds, Kevin Long is the shit.

skater:I have new Emerica KSL 1's

poser: What are those, I have c1rcas, muska is my homie.

skater: fuck you

by Miklus April 26, 2006

shrublin

A lower class mooch who steals tokes and quarters.

"hey man, can I shrublin soma yer fuckin'weed?"

by Miklus April 5, 2006

water polo hair

After an athlete has been playing water polo for a prolounged amount og time, the chlorine makes his (girls usually take care of their hair) hair fryed and intensly crazy, also makes it lighter.

Girl 1:"I looooovvve water polo players! they have great bodies, not to mention their awesome water polo hair!

Girl 2: YEAH

by miklus May 6, 2006