Miklus's definitions

fweet

Fucking+Sweet=Fweet. Meaning anything really, really good.

man, drunk p00n, sleeping in your treehouse. FWEET!

by Miklus July 1, 2006

Dorsche

The mix between a douche and a porsche. Usually said when trying to say 2 things at once.

Mike: "...thats what she said"

Anders: "shup dorsche"

by Miklus July 16, 2006

love warts

A very sickening name for a very beautiful thing, of course, I mean breats, boobs, tits, etc., etc.

Pizey: "Fuck man, look at her beautiful love warts!"

Alex: "I lost all respect for you now, that is the worst name I have ever heard for tits."

by Miklus May 17, 2006

bass guitar

The lazy man's guitar, exatcly why it is so much better, basslines kick ass.

Alex: "I play Guitar, I am very good"
Mike: "I know you are, I play bass guitar, I am very good, but very lazy"
Alex: "Duh, the lazy man's guitar"
Greg: "I play drums"
Alex: "LETS START A BAND"
*everyone*: "YEAH"

by Miklus May 23, 2006

707411y

An internet slang word meaning "totally"

chatroom guy 1: I love warcraft

chatroom guy 2: 707411y

by Miklus May 26, 2006

urban pirate

A hobo living downtown, with one eye, and an eyepatch, hence the term pirate. Usually has a 1980's bright pink windbreaker, safeway shopping cart filled with blankets, empties, etc.

*driving*
matt: "URBAN PIRATE!"
allison: "what! THERE"
mike: "Arrgg me heartie!"
allison: "Check for an eyepatch!"
matt: "there!"
*all*: "URBAN PIRATE!"

by miklus May 30, 2006

fruiture

Someone who you can see coming out of the closet, in the near or far "fruiture".

Derek: "Boy, Mike's sure flambouyant"
Ben: "Yeah, but he's not gay"
Derek: "I bet you'll see him in the fruiture"

by miklus June 1, 2006