Mikey G's definitions

Patriotism

1. By true definition, the idea of caring enough about your country to criticize it.
2. Caring enough about one's country to be outraged at the utter violation of civil rights perpetrated by the government.
3. A concept used by right-wing fundamentalists to justify their egregious civil liberties violations and war-mongering nature.

The only true patriots are the liberals who CARE about the people in this country.

by Mikey G October 9, 2003

South Park

The funniest, most shocking, and relevant show on television. Incorporates all aspects of comedy, though it is less scatalogical than it used to be. To idiots, this is a bad thing and it automatically disqualifies South Park as a relevant sociopolitical voice. But the same people who write off South Park are the ones who don't care about the world around them.

South Park is the most clever show on television.

by Mikey G October 15, 2003

TRL

Stands for Testicularly Retarded Loungelizard. Referring to the onetime host, Cartoon Daily. Means a sleazy corporate assmuncher, who only has balls when he is far, far away from his MTV building. Up until that point, he slurps MTV's big, fat corporate sausage until it pokes out his ass.

Did you see YET ANOTHER shitty mallpunk/shitpop/whiningweasel band on TRL? Man, I almost crapped a Cessna.

by Mikey G September 11, 2003

Tuna Helper

1.)A slang term meaning a lesbian.
2.)A term referring to someone's lesbian tendencies.

1.)Check that Tuna Helper out!
2.)I bet if you looked in her purse, you'd find a box of Tuna Helper.

by Mikey G September 10, 2003

Tihomicidal

When you've passed the point of wordtanger/word and have moved onto a killing rage. This is usually brought on by being angry due to lack of sleep, and encountering one or several insufferable individuals. Since there seems to be no shortage of insufferable individuals, one can only assume a lot of people are tangry, if not tihomicidal.

I was wallowing in tanger when Joe asked me if my panties were in a bunch. I then commited tihomicide.

by Mikey G September 12, 2003

Backdoor Boys

The true, secret name of the Backstreet Boys. Considering that Behind The Music That Sucks has already outed them as a band of merry pretenders, there isn't much more to say. But, I will anyway. There is nothing wrong with homosexuality, per say, but one should not masquerade a bunch of prepubescent little pillow-biters as a heterosexual pop band with talent. They should let everyone know how little talent they have.

Yuck, I saw the Backdoor Boys on TRL, and BOY were they talentless!

by Mikey G September 11, 2003

urbandictionaryite

1. Someone who regularly submits definitions to UrbanDictionary.com.
2. Someone who regularly uses words defined in UrbanDictionary.com.

1. You've got so many definitions up there, you're a certified urbandictionaryite!
2. Guy 1: The hangry chupacabra got crunked on beer.
Guy 2: You're one hell of an urbandictionaryite.

by Mikey G October 3, 2003