Mikey G's definitions

Boy Band

Usually a random formation of homosexual-looking young lads in groups of four or five. Generally organized by overweight older men to satisfy their pedophilic tendencies. Often are confused with talented people.

MTV introDOUCHED another Boy Band on that vile, demonic, 1984-ish TRL.

by Mikey G October 9, 2003

doody dungeon

The ass, the anus, the poop chute, the bosco boulevard, the hershey highway, the bunghole, the browneye, the colon, poop tube, shit storage, etc.

Mark loves it when he slaps peanut butter on his asshole and spreads his cheeks for Rover.

by Mikey G October 3, 2003

TRL

Stands for Testicularly Retarded Loungelizard. Referring to the onetime host, Cartoon Daily. Means a sleazy corporate assmuncher, who only has balls when he is far, far away from his MTV building. Up until that point, he slurps MTV's big, fat corporate sausage until it pokes out his ass.

Did you see YET ANOTHER shitty mallpunk/shitpop/whiningweasel band on TRL? Man, I almost crapped a Cessna.

by Mikey G September 11, 2003

Tihomicidal

When you've passed the point of wordtanger/word and have moved onto a killing rage. This is usually brought on by being angry due to lack of sleep, and encountering one or several insufferable individuals. Since there seems to be no shortage of insufferable individuals, one can only assume a lot of people are tangry, if not tihomicidal.

I was wallowing in tanger when Joe asked me if my panties were in a bunch. I then commited tihomicide.

by Mikey G September 12, 2003

Tuna Helper

1.)A slang term meaning a lesbian.
2.)A term referring to someone's lesbian tendencies.

1.)Check that Tuna Helper out!
2.)I bet if you looked in her purse, you'd find a box of Tuna Helper.

by Mikey G September 10, 2003

Backdoor Boys

The true, secret name of the Backstreet Boys. Considering that Behind The Music That Sucks has already outed them as a band of merry pretenders, there isn't much more to say. But, I will anyway. There is nothing wrong with homosexuality, per say, but one should not masquerade a bunch of prepubescent little pillow-biters as a heterosexual pop band with talent. They should let everyone know how little talent they have.

Yuck, I saw the Backdoor Boys on TRL, and BOY were they talentless!

by Mikey G September 11, 2003

urbandictionaryite

1. Someone who regularly submits definitions to UrbanDictionary.com.
2. Someone who regularly uses words defined in UrbanDictionary.com.

1. You've got so many definitions up there, you're a certified urbandictionaryite!
2. Guy 1: The hangry chupacabra got crunked on beer.
Guy 2: You're one hell of an urbandictionaryite.

by Mikey G October 3, 2003