Mikey G's definitions

doody dungeon

The ass, the anus, the poop chute, the bosco boulevard, the hershey highway, the bunghole, the browneye, the colon, poop tube, shit storage, etc.

Mark loves it when he slaps peanut butter on his asshole and spreads his cheeks for Rover.

by Mikey G October 3, 2003

Boy Band

Usually a random formation of homosexual-looking young lads in groups of four or five. Generally organized by overweight older men to satisfy their pedophilic tendencies. Often are confused with talented people.

MTV introDOUCHED another Boy Band on that vile, demonic, 1984-ish TRL.

by Mikey G October 9, 2003

Tihomicidal

When you've passed the point of wordtanger/word and have moved onto a killing rage. This is usually brought on by being angry due to lack of sleep, and encountering one or several insufferable individuals. Since there seems to be no shortage of insufferable individuals, one can only assume a lot of people are tangry, if not tihomicidal.

I was wallowing in tanger when Joe asked me if my panties were in a bunch. I then commited tihomicide.

by Mikey G September 12, 2003

Backdoor Boys

The true, secret name of the Backstreet Boys. Considering that Behind The Music That Sucks has already outed them as a band of merry pretenders, there isn't much more to say. But, I will anyway. There is nothing wrong with homosexuality, per say, but one should not masquerade a bunch of prepubescent little pillow-biters as a heterosexual pop band with talent. They should let everyone know how little talent they have.

Yuck, I saw the Backdoor Boys on TRL, and BOY were they talentless!

by Mikey G September 11, 2003

South Park

The funniest, most shocking, and relevant show on television. Incorporates all aspects of comedy, though it is less scatalogical than it used to be. To idiots, this is a bad thing and it automatically disqualifies South Park as a relevant sociopolitical voice. But the same people who write off South Park are the ones who don't care about the world around them.

South Park is the most clever show on television.

by Mikey G October 15, 2003

Patriotism

1. By true definition, the idea of caring enough about your country to criticize it.
2. Caring enough about one's country to be outraged at the utter violation of civil rights perpetrated by the government.
3. A concept used by right-wing fundamentalists to justify their egregious civil liberties violations and war-mongering nature.

The only true patriots are the liberals who CARE about the people in this country.

by Mikey G October 9, 2003

bentley college

hilliest area in the northeast where every male student wears a thong... and put a college there.

man,you go to bentley college? that's gay.

by mikey g February 27, 2005