Mikey G's definitions

South Park

The funniest, most shocking, and relevant show on television. Incorporates all aspects of comedy, though it is less scatalogical than it used to be. To idiots, this is a bad thing and it automatically disqualifies South Park as a relevant sociopolitical voice. But the same people who write off South Park are the ones who don't care about the world around them.

South Park is the most clever show on television.

by Mikey G October 15, 2003

cockandballs

The entire span of a male's genitals as a whole. Instead of the seperatist 'cock and balls', the zen pronunciation would not include the spatial demarcations between the words, allowing the phrase to flow when spoken, into a state of oneness.

I heard Lewie got punched in the cockandballs by Baby's tongue while he slept.

by Mikey G October 20, 2003

gay buttsex

When two males try to wordbugger/word each other, or the act of one man getting his poop chute plundered by another dude's schlizzong.

Ja Rule loves the gay buttsex

by Mikey G October 20, 2003

Math

What the universe can be broken down to at its basest form. One of the most frustrating topics EVER, but when one is able to grasp its complexities, can see the inner workings of nearly EVERYTHING.

Math is friggin' tough, but we all wish we had the ability to see it like John Nash.

by Mikey G October 21, 2003

nerd level

An idea of someone's level of nerdiness, probably created by a NERD.

Nerds! The nerd level of this word is 10!!!

by Mikey G October 31, 2003

Mickey D's

A slang term for McDonald's. McDonalds was created by Richard and Maurice 'Mac' McDonald in San Bernardino, CA in 1948. They were later bought out by a man named Ray Kroc, who turned McDonald's into its current incarnation. The McDonald brothers renamed their restaraunt 'The Big M', and Ray Kroc opened a McDonalds's across the street from it. He ran the McDonald brothers out of business.

If anyone actually knew what McDonald's has done to become the corporate giant it is now, they would spit on the food, which would probably make it cleaner.

by Mikey G November 10, 2003

discworld

Probably the wittiest set of books known to man. Douglas Adams, of the Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy fame, had he been more prolific, would have nearly matched the wit of the Discworld's author, Terry Pratchett. A greatly amusing set of stories.

The best character in all of Discworld is the Luggage.

by Mikey G November 17, 2003