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TRL

Stands for Testicularly Retarded Loungelizard. Referring to the onetime host, Cartoon Daily. Means a sleazy corporate assmuncher, who only has balls when he is far, far away from his MTV building. Up until that point, he slurps MTV's big, fat corporate sausage until it pokes out his ass.
Did you see YET ANOTHER shitty mallpunk/shitpop/whiningweasel band on TRL? Man, I almost crapped a Cessna.
by Mikey G September 11, 2003
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Patriotism

1. By true definition, the idea of caring enough about your country to criticize it.
2. Caring enough about one's country to be outraged at the utter violation of civil rights perpetrated by the government.
3. A concept used by right-wing fundamentalists to justify their egregious civil liberties violations and war-mongering nature.
The only true patriots are the liberals who CARE about the people in this country.
by Mikey G October 9, 2003
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South Park

The funniest, most shocking, and relevant show on television. Incorporates all aspects of comedy, though it is less scatalogical than it used to be. To idiots, this is a bad thing and it automatically disqualifies South Park as a relevant sociopolitical voice. But the same people who write off South Park are the ones who don't care about the world around them.
South Park is the most clever show on television.
by Mikey G October 15, 2003
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Mickey D's

A slang term for McDonald's. McDonalds was created by Richard and Maurice 'Mac' McDonald in San Bernardino, CA in 1948. They were later bought out by a man named Ray Kroc, who turned McDonald's into its current incarnation. The McDonald brothers renamed their restaraunt 'The Big M', and Ray Kroc opened a McDonalds's across the street from it. He ran the McDonald brothers out of business.
If anyone actually knew what McDonald's has done to become the corporate giant it is now, they would spit on the food, which would probably make it cleaner.
by Mikey G November 10, 2003
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discworld

Probably the wittiest set of books known to man. Douglas Adams, of the Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy fame, had he been more prolific, would have nearly matched the wit of the Discworld's author, Terry Pratchett. A greatly amusing set of stories.
The best character in all of Discworld is the Luggage.
by Mikey G November 17, 2003
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Titties

1.) The most beautiful things in the world.
2.) Slang term referring to the mammary glands of females (and sometimes males).
3.) The TRUE best stuff on earth
4.) An expression used by many to convey happiness, elation, and excitement.
1.) I love me some titties.
2.) See them titties?
3.) Man, those are some great titties.
4.) Titties!
by Mikey G September 12, 2003
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freedom fries

Pretty much all of you are wrong. George W. Bush did NOT come up with this term, and neither did McDonald's. It was created by Rep.Bob Ney, R-Ohio, in a fat-headed Republican attempt to discredit the French. Without them, however, we would not have the Statue of Liberty, and America would be a BRITISH PROVINCE.
Anyone who is complacent about the creation of this ridiculous phrase is a mental midget.
by Mikey G October 6, 2003
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