Micahsexual

You are alone for the rest of your life and never attempt to find a partner

I identify as micahsexual cause I’m ugly and nobody loves me

by Mikefrombestbuy September 29, 2020

Thet

“that” but with an “E” for quirky white woman that can’t speak right

“ Oh my god Jessica THET was so good “

by Mikefrombestbuy March 14, 2022

Pizza Roll Hot

It’s fucking hot, fresh outta the microwave, and when you put it in your mouth it’s roughly the temperature of the sun

“ bro these shits are pizza roll hot”

by Mikefrombestbuy June 21, 2020