A joyous occasion when six or more crumpets are prepared per person. Preferably buttered, hot and crispy (maybe with a little grilled sugar). This is usually the result of somebody suggesting Crumpet Mayhem (usually due to an over-abundance of crumpets due to them being on special offer). The crumpets are consumed by all and enjoyed, as crumpets are loved by all.
"I'm hungry, anybody got any ideas for a good munchies?"...
..."What about Crumpet Mayhem! We got loads of crumpets and butter because they were half price, we could even sprinkle sugar on top?"...
..."Sounds great, let's get the grill on!"
..."What about Crumpet Mayhem! We got loads of crumpets and butter because they were half price, we could even sprinkle sugar on top?"...
..."Sounds great, let's get the grill on!"
by MikeSynonymous February 11, 2010
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The term became a lot more popular after the term was used by Simon Pegg in an early episode of the hit TV sitcom Spaced.
The term became a lot more popular after the term was used by Simon Pegg in an early episode of the hit TV sitcom Spaced.
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"Not really, it's just a Linus Blanket, he'll never use it!"
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