5 definitions by MikeJ#GTHC
Approximately a line of Cocaine inside of a Newport cigarette. It is intended to get your ass higher than a Georgia Pine!
Guy 1: "Damn dude! Are you gonna snort both of those lines?"
Guy 2: "No man, I'm gonna suck the other line into this cig and make a Wooport!"
Guy 1: "Damn!!"
Guy 2: "No man, I'm gonna suck the other line into this cig and make a Wooport!"
Guy 1: "Damn!!"
by MikeJ#GTHC December 20, 2017
The act of someone canceling an event, an event in which thousands of people (former fans) paid a large sum of money, and, or sexual favors to attend. Getting Springsteened can also refer to someone ditching plans made with you after you already paid for it. Generally involves a musician whose ego is the size of the fucking Hindenburg, caring little about the fans who have nothing to do with the legislature they want to protest.
ex. 1
Mike: "Hey, man, how was that Pearl Jam concert at Walnut Creek last night?"
Alex: "I didn't get to go! Vedder and Pearl Jam fucking Springsteened on us.."
ex. 2
Mike: "Hey, Jordan, how was the movies with you and that girl last night?"
Jordan: "She didn't even show man, I had already bought the tickets on Fandango and everything!"
Mike: "Damn, brother, I hate to hear you got Springsteened last night."
Bruce Springsteen, Maroon5, Pearl Jam, Ringo Starr, Pretentious, Cocksuckers, HB2 GTHC
Mike: "Hey, man, how was that Pearl Jam concert at Walnut Creek last night?"
Alex: "I didn't get to go! Vedder and Pearl Jam fucking Springsteened on us.."
ex. 2
Mike: "Hey, Jordan, how was the movies with you and that girl last night?"
Jordan: "She didn't even show man, I had already bought the tickets on Fandango and everything!"
Mike: "Damn, brother, I hate to hear you got Springsteened last night."
Bruce Springsteen, Maroon5, Pearl Jam, Ringo Starr, Pretentious, Cocksuckers, HB2 GTHC
by MikeJ#GTHC May 26, 2016
To hit a dick slap (Homerun) in the sport of baseball. A variation of a dinger, long ball, or a crush ball. Dropping dick on a ball. At least a 500 ft. shot.
Announcer: Jackson is up, with 2 on in the bottom of the 9th. He appears to have the bunt sign, but he is waving it off. The pitch... and you can KISS IT GOODBYE!!! That ball went a cool 500ft. !!
Jackson: Dick Slap City Baby!!!
Dugout: Woooo!! He sent that ball to Dick Slap City!!!
Jackson: Dick Slap City Baby!!!
Dugout: Woooo!! He sent that ball to Dick Slap City!!!
by MikeJ#GTHC October 23, 2013
Being just like Him, Jesus H. Christ, knowing everything, and having the ability to out-do Chuck Norris
by MikeJ#GTHC June 19, 2011
A group of elite baseball players,
must obtain a natural aptitude for baseball,
and have skills well beyond the
comprehension of others. Purely Badass.
must obtain a natural aptitude for baseball,
and have skills well beyond the
comprehension of others. Purely Badass.
Guy1: "wow, those guys are good, who are they"?
Guy2: "thats John, Mike, and Reuben"
Guy1: "those guys must be LOD"
Guy2: "thats John, Mike, and Reuben"
Guy1: "those guys must be LOD"
by MikeJ#GTHC June 19, 2011