8 definitions by MikeBus
A priority friend is the kind of friend you would drop all prior plans to hang out with. The best kind of best friend.
Junior: Oh man!!! I waited at the pub for an hour and you didn't show up?? What happened?
Mike: Sorry man! I got "the call" from Chris last night wanting to hang out. I drop all my plans when he calls. Life is just more fun with a friend like him. Chris is my priority friend.
Junior: Oh, that's ok then. I'd do the same if I'd got "the call" from Chris. He's worth it.
Mike: Sorry man! I got "the call" from Chris last night wanting to hang out. I drop all my plans when he calls. Life is just more fun with a friend like him. Chris is my priority friend.
Junior: Oh, that's ok then. I'd do the same if I'd got "the call" from Chris. He's worth it.
by MikeBus October 23, 2010
Jim: Man!!! That's the 7th text you've received in the last five minutes...isn't that a bit too intense?
Mike: No, I like it. It's just consensual text.
Mike: No, I like it. It's just consensual text.
by MikeBus November 19, 2010
Describes a person using Viagra recreationally. The "smurf" relates to the pill being the same blue colour as a smurf. "my ride" related to the upgraded performance as in "pimp my ride"
Jason: I'm in for a big night tonight. I've got the little blue pills so I know it's gonna be good!
Junior: Cool Jas, do you have a spare to share? I wanna smurf my ride too!!!
Junior: Cool Jas, do you have a spare to share? I wanna smurf my ride too!!!
by MikeBus November 11, 2010
Jason: I'm tired of feeling sweaty and hairy all summer long. I've booked myself in to have the whole lot waxed. I'm gonna be smooth for the summer.
Junior: that's what they call a Bro'zilian, make it a double booking man, we might get a discount, i'm gonna do it too!
Junior: that's what they call a Bro'zilian, make it a double booking man, we might get a discount, i'm gonna do it too!
by MikeBus November 11, 2010
Junior: Hey, Chris seems to talk a lot about (knobs) lately.
Mike: Yeah, he certainly has a lot of knobedge.
Mike: Yeah, he certainly has a lot of knobedge.
by MikeBus September 3, 2010
1, Hey Chris! Stop in for a cheeky beer after work.
2, We dropped into the local bar for a cheeky beer on the way out to the movies.
2, We dropped into the local bar for a cheeky beer on the way out to the movies.
by MikeBus November 14, 2010
Prolapsed palm occurs when the normal anatomical structures of the hand are worn or damaged to the point of collapse and disfigurement.
The condition of prolapsed palm is typically caused by a combination of the following conditions. Loneliness, hornyness and a lack of sexual partner over a long period of time. The causal conditions compound to the point where the individuals sense of limits and self control are no longer present. Causing the individual to jack off (masturbate) obsessively to the point of total collapse of the hands anatomical structures.
The condition of prolapsed palm is typically caused by a combination of the following conditions. Loneliness, hornyness and a lack of sexual partner over a long period of time. The causal conditions compound to the point where the individuals sense of limits and self control are no longer present. Causing the individual to jack off (masturbate) obsessively to the point of total collapse of the hands anatomical structures.
Jason: ouch!!! Man...my hand is painful. I can't even grasp a can if beer today. Since the wife left, it's been getting such a work out I can't think of anything else.
Junior: Jas, you better give it a rest or you're gonna end up with prolapsed palm.
Junior: Jas, you better give it a rest or you're gonna end up with prolapsed palm.
by MikeBus November 11, 2010