Mike hunt's definitions

Divinci

sticking a paint brush up your anus then then painting somones face with a poo like substance

mary told chris she really wanted a divinci so that night he stuck the brush up his ass and gave her one

by mike hunt March 15, 2004

chewbacca defense

When you use a totally bullshit argument that has absolutley nothing to do with the case. This term comes from the popular TV show South Park

I hope Johnny Cochdoesn't use his famous Chewbacca Defense.... This is Chewbacca, Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee - an eight foot tall Wookiee - want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! What does that have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! None of this makes sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests. DAMNIT!

by Mike Hunt April 5, 2004

mexican belt fight

the ancient art of fighting with leather belts or straps usualy with either a cow bell or a big rodeo style belt buckle until either of the fighters has been knocked unconcious

rodney and orlando got into a mexican belt fight orlando still has the letter R imbedded in his forehead from rodneys rodeo belt buckle

by mike hunt February 21, 2005

sexwee

dickwad,cum

slitty-eyed before the sexwee came

by mike hunt August 19, 2003

fartbox

firsr sergeants use for the word ass

im gonna kick you in your fartbox and i dont give a flying rats fartbox

by mike hunt May 1, 2003

Kip

to fall asleep
"Don't kip on my couch"
a funny name for someone
"God damn you're a kipper"
to eat shit
"Did you see that dude kip on his skateboard"

This is a very versatile word that can be used in almost as many ways as fuck. Just put your mind to it and I'm sure you'll find your own way to use it, you kipper!

by Mike Hunt April 30, 2003

Barking Pig

A barking pig is someone or something that changes the world for the better. The do not go along with the norm, and they won't let the world tell them how do act, what they can and can't do. Itis someone who sets the tone, isn't afraid to show emotion, and is a star.

Norman is the Barking Pig in Cinderella.

by Mike Hunt October 3, 2004