Mike hunt's definitions
A barking pig is someone or something that changes the world for the better. The do not go along with the norm, and they won't let the world tell them how do act, what they can and can't do. Itis someone who sets the tone, isn't afraid to show emotion, and is a star.
by Mike Hunt October 3, 2004

by mike hunt May 1, 2003

by mike hunt May 2, 2003

when one masturbates excessively. and ones penis become rather long and droopy. similar to the childs toy sharing the same name.
by mike hunt December 31, 2004

The most amazing, outstanding, nifty, stupendous, super cool person ever to walk the face of the earth. This person's coolness is beyond explanation. If his coolness were measured in heat, it would be hotter than the sun itself.
by Mike Hunt March 25, 2004

lives in canada and eastern united states, house hippos eat chips, raisins, and the crumbs from peanut butter on toast. they make their nests out of dryer lint, lost mittens , and bits of string. the nest has to be very soft and warm, house hippos sleep, 16 hours a day.
by mike hunt September 29, 2003

When you use a totally bullshit argument that has absolutley nothing to do with the case. This term comes from the popular TV show South Park
I hope Johnny Cochdoesn't use his famous Chewbacca Defense.... This is Chewbacca, Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee - an eight foot tall Wookiee - want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! What does that have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! None of this makes sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests. DAMNIT!
by Mike Hunt April 5, 2004
