Mike hunt's definitions

wees

CHAV - simple as, nothing else needs to be said, end of, full stop.

"look at the geezer with his nike shox and his trakkie bottoms tucked into his socks, what a wees"



(only joking wees)

by mike hunt December 16, 2004

nub guzzler

one who sucks off midgets.

That fuckin Scott is a real nub guzzler.

by Mike Hunt June 17, 2006

Nutlick

someone who licks salty nuts

dude...i wouldnt wanna be a nutlick, u shouldnt do that shit

by mike hunt November 17, 2003

meat dwarf

A short dick

My brother is a meat dwarf

by Mike Hunt December 17, 2014

Buttlick Chuck

Chuck once again licks butts

Chuck licks butts (see also Bung Tung)

by Mike Hunt November 15, 2003

messedup.net

A website for lame ass losers pretending to be internet tough guys. Also a site for truck stop hookers.

Losers like Jeremy reside at messedup.net.

Heather, a truck stop hooker, spends her online time at messedup.net.

by Mike Hunt August 24, 2004

pirate dildo

a frozen peice of shit in the shape of a penis. Used to stick in your "vagina" or "anus".

My friend has 12 inch logs, so i got him to shit and i froze it and i put it in my ass.Yummy.pirate dildo.

by mike hunt April 18, 2004