1 definition by Mike Seaver's friend Boner Bradley

Fisting someone in the ass while they sit on your lap. You may opt to perform a joke routine during this time.
John spent the evening working on the punchline to a great bedroom joke routine, much to Stacey's dismay. Her ass was stretched more than her vagina from getting "the puppet" one to many times this week.
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